Was your grandmother a fucking monster BEFORE she got dementia? Then please leave her out of it.

World leaders are essentially engaged in an emotionally abusive relationship with Trump.

“I told him to try working it out because she only said GREAT things about me” Yep - that is the ONLY thing this fucking baby is concerned about. She’s not doing the work- no problem. She doesn’t work well with others - no problem. She microwaves tuna fish in the office - no problem. She’s building a nuclear arsenal…

I really hope that Miller is NOT one of the ones who will slither away and seek refuge in Brazil.

We belonged to a Unitarian Church in Tennessee in the early 1960s that had a vending machine in the basement that was stocked with beer. I think my dad liked the beer as much as he liked pissing off the local Baptists by going to an integrated liberal church.

The “forgotten” duffle bag makes it seem like Julian didn’t plan to go on the trip; maybe Vera sent him along at the last minute to murder the cult deserters?

Julian’s literal interpretation of “sleeping in” leads me to believe he may have Asperger’s. 

The concern may be that the Twitter flame wars will spark actual wars. Is the Twitter handle “Archduke Ferdinand” taken yet?

Uh, right -- a single, 48-month long tantrum.

I know! Back in the day people had class and tact and they coughed, sneezed and spit into cloth handkerchiefs that they then put back into their pockets. Have some class assholes. And keep your shoes on.

They better figure it out fast.

I got enough to do at the register making sure my loaf of bread isn’t being squished at the bottom of the bag and making sure I’ve grabbed all 5 of the buy 5 and get $5 off deal and sliding my loyalty card and my debit card and fending off the stupid fucking chatter the cashier wants to keep up and asking Frank, who…

Take a shallow dive into your area Nextdoor hyperlocal social media for anecdotal confirmation of this fear based, grab your guns, all people unknown to me want to kill me and eat my puppy attitude. 

It’s pretty clear that ATC was trying to make this pilot use the jet to draw a shamrock on the radar. Results; mixed. All in good fun though, right?

The hair fussing-face wiping-furious cigarette smoking- eye widened screaming all reminded me of my very unstable narcissistic mother.

Don’t forget the book writing. They’ll be writing lots and lots of books.

Maybe he meant to say “server”

perhaps you missed the sarcasm indicator... /s

Lateral.

Sure is a good thing all racists are old and will die off soon.