No, but there is quite a lot of Monty Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic in Rudy’s medicine chest.

The GOP’s weapon is being able to say AND DO whatever it wants and the Democrats apparent willingness to hold itself accountable.

AP reporter: “Did you know about the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels?”

Kate McKinnon did Rudy last night on SNL and I was very confused about her choice to hold her left hand as though Rudy was afflicted with a strange lobster claw deformity. Anyone know what was up with that? ETA; can’t get a photo to load.

We would have to endure a few cycles of denial, misdirection and lies before we got to the part where she obliquely implicates then exonerates Trump.

Maybe the person Trump shoots will be Giuliani

The fact that Republicans in Arizona are trying to untwist their respective panties in the aftermath of this strike is a huge story. These assholes are scared, as well they should be. They even attempted and failed to pass amendments that would outlaw future teacher strikes and another that would fine teachers up to…

It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma surrounding the two worst candies ever produced.

Are you making that up? They have based the structure of their “organization” on an old episode of Seinfeld?

We are thinking it’s about comparing their looks because that is the essence of their beings, no? When comparing one woman with another, appearance is the only thing that matters.

They believed their woefully inadequate provisions to be “sufficient.” Look, we simply can’t spend resources processing refugees, even if it’s short term and temporary. All our money is going to protect a giant orange turd who needs to play golf every weekend.

I hope that the Jackson revelations lead to a new and accurate assessment of Trump’s physical and mental condition by a doctor that isn’t an opportunistic jackass.

they have no way of preventing him from making a mess of things whenever he opens his mouth

EdieBeale’sCostume, the PETA of feminism.

Right, much less bring it up all the damn time.

Well OK, I was worried that you were under the impression that a bonus of up to $999 was a lot.

Straight out of Jack Donaghy’s Six Sigma playbook. What a fucking turd.

Sorry but we can’t be sure if this is a chicken or an egg situation.

When I was in high school I never went to a party at an amazing mansion where the parents were not home and the food appeared to be catered. Our “parties” were mostly held in hot dusty deserts near derelict agricultural feed sheds. No food was provided.

You are talking to someone who admits they had an unpleasant experience the first time and, in spite of that, did it at least one more time.