What is clear is that you are being an ass.

So if you want to make a point about consent (a valid one which I did not intend to discount but felt was obvious and not necessary to reiterate)  maybe a column of gifs posted without comment is not the clearest way to proceed.

Anti-abortion people are on the front lines of protesting the death penalty, no?

Yes, slapstick is exactly the same as sexual assault.

Seriously stop adding “it was a joke” into your apologies. These are people’s bodies we are talking about, not stage props.

So they “allowing them to reapply”? Does that mean they will need to fill out all new paperwork, get new biometrics and pay again?

Someone needs to let Steve know that Louise is magnifying his grotesque-ness.

The Republicons are attempting to invent a new version of chess. It has one “President,” several generals and an unlimited number of pawns. The generals can be used like pawns if the pressure is on. The other side of the board is “fake.”

Seriously youths, don’t be an Axehole. (That shit’s toxic.)

Oh for the simpler times of a potato salad Kickstarter. Not that any of that was reasonable; but 2014 sure seems like it was eons ago. Also, that guy was reported to have donated a big chunk of the money he raised an organization aiming to end hunger and homelessness in Ohio.

You make a valid point about Puerto Rico and Flint etc.

You are a fucking lunatic.

OK, from now on I will scour the internet before I make jokes and post only material that you, Soren’s Song, certify original and funny.

Wow. That escalated quickly. Maybe you should continue reading all the comments and count how many entail speculation of “secret lovers.”

Pauly Shore (Rand Paul) and Brendon Frasier (the neighbor)

And that’s how the Bowling Green Massacre began.

We need to ignore all the xenophobic, misogynistic, racists who say they are standing by their man and start finding out if all the Jill Steiners and None-of-the-Abovers think they would follow the same path they did one year ago.

It wasn’t a “landscaping” dispute, it was a “manscaping” dispute. Boucher and Paul are secret lovers. Boucher wanted to go public with their relationship. Paul refused to leave his wife. Chaos ensued.

It doesn’t take a Beyonce to show up Melania; Debbie Gibson, or Gloria Estefan would do.

You are a minor and your boss, who is an adult, makes you do something specifically because he knows you are “freaked out” about doing it. He does it for no other reason that he “gets a kick out of it.” That’s an abuse of power.