Republican women are so tacky and overprocessed. Much like Southern (white) women. The men are either shlubby slobs or overgrown frat boys.

She sounds like Miley Cyrus. Also, I find it impossible to imagine Tiffany wearing sweatpants and eating microwave popcorn. But I bet she does.

This. I had slight sympathy for her so long as she kept her trap shut. But speaking for the RNC in this year of our apocalypse 2020 is pretty much all you need to know about anyone.

The only situation that would get her to do anything would be when he kicks the bucket and she finds out she was denied money in the will.

She and her mother are living our the terms of their contract very well. Marla was never one of the Kool-Aide drinkers. She was in it for fun and money and made that pretty clear. She kept Tiffany out of the shit-show Ivana curated her kids to be part of. Tiffany performs once in a while, she gets her check, she gets…

I know so many people were rooting for a Tiffany tell-all, but she clearly doesn’t want to risk being cut off from her dad’s money and support. Which is sad, because he doesn’t seem to care all that much about her.

I really see the resemblance to her mom. It sucks to be born into a family of narcissistic, soulless assholes. It’s totally a choice to cape for them on a national stage, however.

don’t you wish you could see “thought bubbles” over everyone’s head in that GIF?

I was interested to hear how she and Eric would do, they are both far behind in the race for the proverbial boobie prize—their sociopathic father’s love—so I was hoping she would take advantage of the “final Jeopardy” nature of these speeches and channel Mussolini more overtly in her speech a la Kim.

“My father built a thriving economy once, and believe me, he will do it again.”

For a split second I wondered why this asshole’s abandoned/neglected daughter would stan for him, but then I remembered...money.  I have a strong feeling that Trump’s supporters just helped pay Tiffany a $250K speaking fee.

All I can wonder is was she using a voice modulator because she sounded like a voiceover artist with a 2 pack a day habit.

Strong “Kylie desperately trying to be Kim” vibes with Tiffany.

Not gonna lie, I kinda liked her outfit. It was a nice departure from the skin tight red dresses some of the women--including the screaming crazy bitch who’s dating trump’s son--were wearing the first night.

Come to Daddy...

Well, obviously Big Pharma was just following them around to give them a giant novelty check, Happy Gilmore style, with an outrageous amount of money for their silence. They thought they were being followed for something nefarious and violent, but when you have Big Pharma money, there’s no need to get your hands dirty…

I’m in the camp that mirror selfies are the cardinal sin.

Tyler has a sexy bod but he makes the cardinal sin while taking a mirror selfie: not cleaning the mirror before. That white mark on his right leg under his crotch is a snafu that was totally avoidable.

I was at their store opening in NYC and I was so intimidated I didn’t try anything on. The whole store looks like a big beautiful vagina but none of the employees had any interest in helping a pudgy middle aged lady, which is funny because us oldies are more likely to have the income needed to afford their products.

I don’t think he’d be popular without his older brother being around.