Neither are you, apparently. It’s Hedy Lamarr.

Okay that last sentence is truly disturbing. NO adult should be that invested when two teenagers break up!

Exactly this. I went to a tiny religious high school and when I got to my giant public college I was truly shocked that no one cared that I made out with two guys on the same night. My high school teachers literally took sides when students broke up.

Megan, any chance we can ditch the whole “lost their virginity” language altogether? Even if she didn’t have a penis in her vagina until she was with Liam, if she had any other kind of consensual sexual experience before that, I think that counts a hell of a lot more than “first penis.” It’s way too heterocentric and…

Yes, and she’s still trying to get attention for stuff most of us got out of the way by the end of high school, or at least college. After you’ve been married and divorced who cares who your first lay was? 

She got used to being the center of attention at an early age and that’s probably hard for her to give up. 

The troubling thing about Miley is not what she does or who she does it with, but how much validation she seems to need about it. From lying about not being a virgin at 16 to bragging about her first hook up here and all the messiness with Liam in between.

Why do I feel like she kissed her girl friends during a sleep over and she’s calling that hooking up with two girls?

I see Miley is continuing to act like she is the first person to do...anything.

Yeah, that was confusing, clickbait bullshit. The place we stayed at was the nicest resort I’ve ever been to and I’m sure where they stayed was even fancier.

As someone who stayed in one of those $1000 a night tents on a once-in-a-lifetime trip, they are definitely more like houses than tents and they do come with bathrooms, but the point of being out there is the game drives which last for hours and there’s definitely no bathroom in the bush. I was very concerned about…

I find this whole story weird. Harry’s ex-girlfriend grew up in Zimbabwe and they spent a lot of time in Southern Africa together. Chelsea probably peed outside on trips together. He was also in the military and women in the army probably have to pee outside on a regular basis. 

That’s one thing I’ve never been able to understand about the US. Why is pissing outside a *sex* crime? I get there are times and places you do t want people to urinate, but why make it a sex crime? What kind of offence is Jaywalking?* Why not make it the same as that?

I want to be snarky because I’ve peed in the woods many times, hell I got my period on a camping trip where the only facilities available was a hole in the ground, but I imagine that to an actual prince, a woman who just pees in the woods like it’s no big deal and only brings a backpack to a camping trip is a whole…

Men being impressed by women “knowing how to” (?!?!?!) pee outside says a lot more about men’s views of women than it does about the women who pee outside.

Lauren - have you ever been camping or backpacking? I’m asking seriously, not snarkily. I’m not a pro by any means, but every serious backpacker I know makes a list and practices packing their bags before going on a trip. having so little stuff takes a lot of planning because everything needs to have a purpose (or…

I started doing pole dancing back in early March, and my studio closed after I only managed two classes. During quarantine, I threw myself into flexibility and conditioning online classes (yay coping mechanisms!), and 5 months later, after spending hours and hours a week in flex classes, I still can’t get a full split…

You deserve hazard pay for this article.

I’ve seen Bradley Whitford do the splits in person

Congratulations! I can't imagine actually doing sex like that tho.