Isn’t that usually the way? You think your scumbag is great, sensitive, complicated, just needs love, when your friends know he’s an abusive asshole. And vice versa with your friends’ POS boyfriend. 

It’s famously called the “shaky pedestal.” A woman can easily fall off (hence fallen woman.) It’s the madonna/whore dichotomy. 

She’s like a (vagina) candle in the wind- totally unreliable. 

The GOOP GOP

It’s my understanding Pope Francis likes to be accessible to the faithful and the stripped back security is very much in line with his beliefs. I guess the problem is the odd person will get overexcited (to be charitable about it) and yank him and cause him pain. I’m really surprised about anyone being genuinely…

I also particularly hate the double act with Shane. Why do people keep watching their videos?

She has no self awareness and this is before she bravely came out as straight. 

I remember her going on a UK talk show with that broken leg and going on about how “fat” she was getting because she couldn’t exercise on it. Skinny people complaining about how fat they are for attention are v annoying imho. 

This is the woman who bravely came out as straight. URGH

You have to be trolling us Brits, right?

I would like to take this moment to share with the class how much I cannot cope with Alex Zane- his annoying face, voice, hair and “style” of presenting shite TV. He always somehow manages to make the mundane that much worse. 

I think Pugh and Ronan have Oscars in their future. They’re so talented.

She was good in The Bling Ring.

My cat has conditioned me into expecting no privacy in the bathroom. If I dare close the door, she just forces it open with the ferocity of Jack from The Shining.

Pretty much all my cats have exhibited this kind of behaviour and most of them work themselves up into a purring ecstasy. I had one that used to suck on my earlobe, one who sucked the wee pads of his paws (you’d just hear this weird “sucking” sound turn around and he’s there) the  feline equivalent of sucking one’s…

My cat “kisses” by very carefully sniffing and then sometimes a quick, blink and you’ll miss it, lick. She’s so gentle, it honestly makes my heart explode and forget what a little shit she is most of the time.

My cat who passed away used to do this and I miss those brain rattling headbutts of love!

Looking straight into one another’s eyes can be interpreted by your cat as aggressive behaviour (hence the blinking to break up the stare is a sign of friendship/trust/love.)

This is “I love you” between human and cat and imho one of life’s greatest pleasures.

RIP to the little fluffies your cat so expertly slaughters but I genuinely lol’d at the thought of your family getting excited over showing others the cat’s greatest kills.