Your top is fucking amazing. #LeaveAshleyAlone

Ew. No. Britney looks awesome! 

Pharrell legit looks like he just saw a puppy get knocked over on the way to the party

Exactly! I’m so pissed off by this.

Poor bunnies! One day the black ghost rabbit from Watership Down will come and get you! It’ll make you listen to Art Garfunkel until your ears bleed. 

I actually tried on a vintage fur coat accidentally a few years ago not realising it was real. It was the softest, most beautiful coat ever and the shop owner informed me that it was real rabbit fur. It was stunning but I could imagine all those bunny ghosts screaming in my wardrobe, kind of like The Tell Tale Heart…

I didn’t even notice! Just google image searched it like a good little Jezebel worker/reader, and also assumed I was an idiot for not knowing. Thanks for this comment!

I actually just read the most amazing short story called ‘The Very Persistant Gappers of Frip’ by George Saunders that perfectly describes those “Just World Fallacy” kind of people in a hilarious and surreal way, exposing the idiocy and selfishness of that kind of logic. It’s v short and v funny. I thoroughly…

This ad is genius, you need more stars!

I totally missed that! And it doesn’t even make sense. She’s tiny anyway, if anything cycling all the time is going to add to her weight in muscle. But yeah, the tragicomedy of working out everyday for a year on a stupid peloton bike to lose 4 pounds and vlog it for your husband who you are manically terrified of. 

If I’ve learnt anything from watching the Kartrashians + Bravo, it’s that rich people like to have their maids fill containers with food then throw it all out and have it replaced and don’t give a shit about how much food is wasted.

He’s such an idiot though, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t know what the feminine symbol meant.

Maybe you should have an intervention? Complete with colour matched foundations. 

I’ve never heard anyone say this about lipstick. As a make up junkie, I must protest and say there’s surely a lipstick out there for you! There are so many good “nudes” out there nowadays, also it doesn’t need to be a lipstick per se, there’s liquid lipsticks, chunky lip pencils (so not just liners,) lip stains, even…

ScarJo not going through makes me inordinately rage filled.

Well, as long as it’s at Drake’s expense...

As I said before, it’s just straight up dystopian and unbelievable. I’m sorry, I hope your parents are doing better financially now. 

This is just so immoral and horrible. I’m so sorry.

It’s madness. 

I’m so sorry. Are there any statistics on the kind of damage it causes? Surely people suffer/die because they’re not being seen by paramedics fast enough? Just awful. Also, what happens if you need an air ambulance? No one takes these for shits and giggles.