Omg I want a book koozie!

I'm so sorry!

Your mom sounds awesome!

Girl, you only look a thousand years old!

Ooh, what kind of necklace is it? I wanted to buy the solid gold Egyptian collar which I think was a replica of one Cleopatra or possible Nefertiti wore. It was around £3000. I'm currently engaged and I decided there and then that we will elope and any money we manage to save for a wedding (or a house) will go…

I know, right? It's actually one of the few places where you could spend more time in the gift shop than in the actual museum! Also, if you have a few thousand pounds spare you can bling it up like Cleopatra. Like fucking Cleopatra. You don't get that at Chanel or Gucci!

Also, I should be able to give you like five…

The British Museum sells replicas of all kinds of jewellery that we've pilfered over the years, most of it actual jewellery rather than costume. I could spend thousands in their shop easily.

I'm a survivor too and I have always had rape/control fantasies. It has taken me years to be ok with it. Just remember you're fantasizing, it has absolutely nothing to do with the reality of rape and it's a fairly common fantasy. You just need a partner that you are completely comfortable with and trust, and remember…

He is really working it!

I think it's surprisingly common to have abusive friendships, so don't worry or blame yourself. People like this can often be very charming before they turn nasty. You have a plan that you are looking to set in place until this blows over and you should definitely do it. If you think things could escalate, get the…

That was so super gross. Like the entire show was about justifying shagging Robin to the kids.

Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.

Omg, I could sell you my brother and my boyfriend! I wish I were a pimp cos I could kinda do with the money.

I was thinking Our Song too! Just listened to it this morning. "When you're on the phone and you talk real slow, cos it's late and your momma don't know!" THE BEST

I still get the broadest of smiles when I remember that Thatcher is dead! May she rot in hell with all her genocidal dictator friends. Also do Americans actually do this? I guess they never had to live with her crazy racist policies.

Bless you for thinking that you're the embarrassing one for not knowing that instead of me! Also "one hand per nip" is a great rule to live by and I need that on a tapestry.

I am a similar age to you and my parents visited me last weekend and stayed on a beautiful farm WITH PONIES AND CATS AND SHEEP AND PIGS!!! I asked my dad if he'd asked the owners about renting a stable because I have been wanting my own pony since I was about 9. ("I bet it's reasonable, dad! DAD!!!") I clearly…

I like your thinking but wouldn't have her extra hand gone well with Harry Styles' extra nipples and they should have worked out? Or am I being small minded expecting people with extra body parts to get along?

Sorry, I was only joking, the capitals were meant to convey my playfulness!

HER MUSIC IS NOT WACK. Otherwise I am 100% with you guys on this.