I had an idea while reading about the idiot lights; keep the idiot lights, but also let the vehicle communicate with my smartphone or tablet via wireless. Load up an app, access any sensor, any value. Get oil pressure readings from multiple places inside the engine, exact voltages, lambdas, etc. Basically all the info…

I wish, however, with the advent of CAD design and modern materials, you can package a lot more stuff in a smaller space - at the cost of easy access. We can’t really go back on this unless you want every vehicle to grow 25% larger as a consequence.

Good god isn’t it? It’s like his personal, secret weakness - just awful, cliche tattoos.

Yep. The model:

That’s the joke - I’m a sexless adult man, thus asking (assumed genuinely) why I would need a bigger bed.

S... ex? Sexxxx? *continues sounding out word, scratches chin, looks into the middle distance*

They would be, and they just wouldn’t be world class athletes (if their sport didn’t exist, or existed as tertiary as soccer does now) - other males would rise as world class athletes, and maybe more of them, considering more men exist at normal height and weight than extreme height and weight.

I reclaim a ton of space in my room by having a twin size bed... why would I need a bigger bed?

No, I can’t play professional sports, so I understand people that watch those that do. I can play video games however, so I don’t want to watch others play those (or commentate them)

Kids love an echo chamber and to see themselves reflected in what they love, and have some money to toss around. When they get older, wisdom and self reflection sort of grind that away, and they begin to understand and appreciate quality and originality in a different way, than when they are young

Playing video games but having a camera that is on you while playing the games and showing your face on the games and then people give you money for that hurts my old 35 year old man brain and I look at my student loans and cry

Agreed, he’s very annoying

Yeah, I like this piece except for:

Well, I mean, for me, Fallout 3 lost what I most loved from Fallout 1 and 2 - the self awareness, the humor, the tactics RPG combat - and gained things I never wanted - the badly compromised combat that was neither satisfying as turn based or competent as an action game, and taking itself seriously. So while I think…

But is any of it compelling? That will be the toughest question No Man’s Sky will be forced to answer.

I’ve ninja’d my way into Tiburon. I know all about their cereal bars and the downstairs pool table/arcade/BBQ area!

Best pets: your roommates pet or pets.

“This is the ONE thing people don’t get about cats” is the most buzzfeedy click line I’ve ever seen on gawker (well, gizmodo)

For related funsies, look up the Macau Grand Prix. Lower speeds, but absolutely no run off room.