Let’s just get this out of the way

Look at the coastline of Holland. Now look at the coastline of Florida. Do you notice any difference? Do you notice hurricanes hitting Amsterdam? 

Even the Dutch are talking about managed retreat, and acknowledging their dykes are not going to cut it.

Except you can’t build a seawall to protect Miami.

I welcome our Borg liberators.

• Captain Jean-Luc Picard

I just think it’s wild we had an alternate history series that was lauded and popular about the fucking Nazi’s winning air for multiple seasons, but the Confederacy was just too far. I think it’s a good thing it wasn’t brought to series, because the concept is derivative, but it’s not like it hasn’t been done.

I promise you no one experienced any outrage reading your post.

I need a gif of the Good Place architects suggesting that they should endlessly cave into demons until the demons are happy. It’s my missing centrist politician reaction gif I’ve been missing.

Despite being a HUGE fan of the games I just have no interest in an Uncharted film. Part of the charm of the series is how they combined a cinematic story with great gameplay, and especially how they filled the game with charming characters brought to life by great voice work. If you remove the  actors, and also…

I don’t know about anyone else but for me the biggest pop-culture ending was Deadspin (RIP), a true loss above so many. An inspiration, acts of solidarity and integrity, in the face of resounding ineptitude.

I can guarantee they have no hand or even input on the department that sells the ad space.

It is only due to my ingrained prejudice against posting memes that prevents me from responding with the Simpsons “That’s the joke” gif.

(After some retooling) Coming next year on STARZ — American Herbs!

I can’t believe Great Hills Partners became the newest showrunner for American Gods.

That will do it.

We’re really getting down to optioning The Maxx as a property but I can’t get a fucking Wildstorm universe movie.

Can we really trust EMPIRE magazine to be unbiased about Star Wars?

So I recently read both Crisis and Kingdom Come for the first time to get ready for this, and now my problem is that I don’t give a shit about Crisis. I just want a full-out Kingdom Come movie with Routh and Conroy.