Goddamn idiots can’t do ANYTHING right.

Kyle Wagner

I can’t stop laughing at this.

A period of hibernation, if you will.

I would like to say, “Welcome!” and “The water’s warm!” but it’s only warm because Spanfeller and Maidment pissed in it.

Hey, don’t kink-shame!

Comments!

Yup, every writer and editor has quit. The only person who hasn’t stated so publicly — to my knowledge — is Dave McKenna, and that’s probably because he’s the only one who is not on twitter. I think it’s safe to say he quit too.

Surely more like getting sticked BY sports, no?

Good call. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the proper use for herbs.

A typo in the crucial part of my joke. Typical for me, tbh.

You are hereby bestowed an honorary kinja doctorate, Dr. Nutty. You were always one of the best commenters.

I don’t know if it’s the best way, but you can email him at jim@g-omedia.com (presuming he hasn’t torched that address and gotten a new one already*), call his bosses at Great Hill Partners (https://www.greathillpartners.com/contact-us/), and tell any company you see advertising on this site how he’s destroying these…

The staff of Deadspin is resigning in droves and they turned off commenting there. I’m sorry to spam io9 — a site and staff I love just as much — with this, but I will call Spanfeller an asshole until he deactivates my account. Which I expect to be any moment.

They are the most craven, cowardly pieces of shit. As I just emailed Spanfeller, it takes a special kind of dipshit to act like a complete asshole, bury yourself in an avalanche of shit, and then come to the conclusion, “everyone but me is wrong.”

It wouldn’t be Deadspin Burn-It-Down Week without one last terrible ranking.

Thank you for this excellent and extremely non-metaphorical sprots post.

I will say it again. All they had to fucking do was create an email filter and send the emails to their junk folder and this would be over by now.

This will never not be wonderful. The only thing more important to Deadspin history than Barry is Piggy Poop Balls.