Pineiro may have made his only FG, but he also kicked the ensuing kickoff right out of bounds, which...I know it’s wrong for me to take pleasure in other people’s pain, but it was incredibly, poetically perfect. What hath Nagy wrought?

I honestly could not finish reading his post because the thought of it was making me sick. That poor man.

I think it was Rousseau who first said, “So as you do unto the least of me, you don’t get fooled again.”

Oh god.

His...his fastball actually cuts. Am I insane? I feel like I’m going insane here.

If everyone else is playing chess, Mickey Callaway is playing “repeatedly mash two blocks against each other.”

Ahem.

I hope this leads to más and not Maas.

Ha. Well, I meant just for NBA.

I guess I’m too scarred by all those years of him forming the all-time worst commentator tandem with Snapper Jones. These whippersnappers think they’ve got it bad with Van Gundy and Jackson — and to be fair, they do — but Walton and Jones operated on a higher plane of ruining NBA games.

No human has ever so precisely straddled the line between endearing and completely insufferable.

They’re watching Brewers broadcasts. They’re already insane.

I’m at least four of these people so it should be me, but I make way too much money working at home to take the pay cut.

I think you should go easy on yourself. It’s hard to keep up with all the creeps in this world. Under every other circumstance this would have been a cool thing to cover. You’re not omniscient.

Those people are a danger to themselves and others and must be stopped.

This was the choicest detail to me. Why would anyone do this rather than just, y’know, eat the damn thing where you already are?

Yeah. Keri has always seemed from afar to be one of the good guys in sports media (to me at least), so this is very disappointing.

I’ve got some, but they’re not cheap. I don’t give a feck.

Wait, separately or with each other?

If people were still too stressed by their job to think of ways to survive after they started smelling smoke then yeah, It’s a disgruntled employee.