You say tomato, I say tomahto.

Why didn’t he build a ramp leading down to it instead of single-car elevators? Why did he make a subway that is worse than other subways? WHY DIDN’T HE JUST BUILD A REGULAR SUBWAY?

Hey! I’m grey as hell and I think Musk is a clown! #notallgreys

You, yourself—you specifically Joe, you son of a bitch!

Uh, as an admittedly fallen Catholic, this is news to me and I’d be curious to know where you’re seeing that (not doubting that you are, I just hadn’t heard this). I had always understood suicide to be a mortal sin, and of course a mortal sins lead to damnation unless they are repented. By it’s nature, suicide cannot…

No wonder they ain’t found shit.

What are the odds that a story involving the Wizards and a Brooks-related screwup would not have involved Scott?

The irony of Wiz fans complaining about Grunfeld — who, yes, is terrible — is that I’m a Knicks fan and Grunfeld was easily the best Knicks GM of my lifetime.

I have just recently started making French toast for my daughter, and I’m baffled by how easy it is. I’m an asshole who can’t/is-too-lazy-to-learn-how-to cook — I mean, I can’t even fry a goddamn egg properly — and I somehow made insanely good, restaurant-quality French toast this weekend. It took like 10 minutes, and…

I think you mean, “Here’s Bill Walton on ecstasy.”

These are important points to remember. I would add that I suspect there’s an additional dynamic at play here, which is that the people crying “domestic violence” seem to imply (or at least assume) that Hunt and Ottinger must have had a sexual relationship or at least a sexual encounter. But I have read no account that…

But as long as those 16 teams are being selected, there needs to be some criteria for inclusion. The four-team playoff has fixed nothing: now instead of arguing about which two teams belong in the championship game, we just argue about which fourth team belongs in the playoff. It’ll be the same with 16, unless there’s…

h, I’m pretty damn sure you don’t understand how many and how deeply people hate the fucking Patriots. This is the correct map, color scheme switched:

I’ve been playing a lot of Red Dead 2 lately (big surprise) and that screenshot was actually jarring to me in comparison to RDR2's minimalism.

I’m going to declare this result bullshit due to Carlsen’s cowardice in Game 12. He gets an asterisk this year

Hmm. You are correct. However, I will stand by my blustery declaration. Their performance was so ass it deserves recognition, albeit belated.

With all due respect to the many ass teams on this list — and recognizing that soccer is still pretty far down on many people’s lists — the only proper vote here is for the USMNT. That team failed to do literally the only thing it exists to do, in a Confederation and tournament that is tailor made to make it as easy…

Oh, you poor thing.

I fully agree that it’s cheap as hell that you can’t open the back door from the inside. That part is frustrating and illogical, and reeks of the developer railroading you into the confrontation with the lawmen.

performative hustle