I actually don’t mind Jersey Girl...

I unabashedly love Clerks II and still laugh out loud any time I happen to see it’s on and sit down to watch.

*cough* Edgar Wright *cough*

This news makes me so happy. Jurassic World was innocuous, paint-by-numbers summer action fluff. Nothing about having him direct Ep. IX made me look forward to it.

Nope KinjaLupus now

for the lazy:

“Perry went on to say that he trusts Osteen to use the money to get supplies for the people who need it”

What a maroon.

Tyler Perry’s “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Shelter When Joel Osteen Says The Rainbow Is Enuf.”
Tyler Perry’s “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Preacher Scorned”
Tyler Perry’s “Diary Of A Mad White Man”
Joel Osteen’s Madea’s Tough Love
The Haves And The Have-nots

Wait a second - we can say cunt now? ok maybe kinja isn’t all bad.

Finally, the real victim of Hurricane Harvey is getting some help.

The “kind of person he is” sent around collection plates to the victims of the flood who were at the church. People that have lost their homes and possessions, but Osteen wants their money too.

People think I’m a twat, give me cash!

Jesus, I cannot believe I read your entire stupid thread while trying to back out of it. Fuck Kinja.

And when your friend calls and asks if you want to do something, “I’m up for it” and “I’m down for it” mean the same thing, too!!

Why do “as near as I can tell” and “as far as I can tell” mean exactly the same thing?

Wait a minute, if you rearrange the letters of Caitlin Rosberg it spells “James T. Kinja,” the founder of Kinja.com!