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I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!

I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and

In Chris Christie’s defense, if you have an approval rating of 15% and no job prospects what’s the point of NOT acting like the villain of a Depression era comic strip?

Rumi was a well known Persian poet.

Guy is an English name derived from French. It’s not very unusual.

Yeah...no. To say that the best female tennis player in the world would rank behind the 701st best male player in the world is sexist nonsensical bullshit. Just idiotic.

I’ve already forgotten. She’s like the cool whip to brad whoever’s marshmallow fluff. I’m white and they are too white for me.

She banged a married father on a boat that one time.

She’s got excellent hair-to-skin colouration tonal harmony going on though, hasn’t she?

i do not have sienna miller permanence - as soon as i close this browser tab, i will have forgotten who she is.

It was a good show

THEY’RE STEP-SIBLINGS! Gawd, there is nothing wrong with it, leave them alone!

I generally think we sentence people to prison for too long, but four years seems terribly short to me for such terrorizing a room full of people over a ridiculous conspiracy theory. It’s true that he didn’t hurt anyone, but what about the next time he (or someone similar to him) becomes convinced that the government

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

When i originally read the Blake Shelton item above, i thought it meant Gwen Stefani was buying Blake Shelton his own underwear for his birthday. I was confused, like, is there really super high end tighty whiteys?

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get

Some days I can think about those incidents and not feel a thing. Other days, if they come up, I practically feel like I’m going to throw up, I’m so horrified at my own behavior. Same memories, different reactions on different days. I don’t get it.

Yup, just what I was going to say. Having passed age 50, I currently give zero fucks about anything I say that is not (inadvertently, of course) objectively offensive (racist, sexist, classist, etc.). I try to be careful of peoples’ feelings, and believe I succeed for the most part. How I come across otherwise—-I’m

This is very good advice, but I wonder...why are some of us this way? Is it something we’re born with? The result of some traumatic incident in childhood? I’d really like to know.

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.