Har har... [www.manrepeller.com] really is a great site though. And don't knock engagement chicken—it's delicious!
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But why isn't it called the "Cumbrella?"
I've never been able to put my finger on why I hate this column but I really think you've nailed it.
I have been harassed all over the globe. The first time was while traveling Europe with a student orchestra at the age of 14. In preparation for a visit to an Austrian amusement park some friends and I painted David Bowie-style geometric shapes over our eyes. The tour director cautioned us that doing so would attract…
We actually had "Slave Day" in my middle school where students were divided up into "Masters" and "Slaves" then traded the next day. It's one of the many things my home friends have to remind me really happened. I still find it a little odd that my father suggested I wear my "Roots" sweatshirt to "Slave Day." Oh yeah,…
I met my boyfriend's 2 year old daughter this week! Things got off to a rocky start—she'd just woken from her nap and gave me the stink eye a couple of times—but she warmed up eventually and we had a blast. Highlights included her showing me how she walks like a polar bear, her making her stuffed dog lick my face, and…
@ChitChatterson: ZING!
Love the hats! Love the wigs! But I can't get on board with all of the open toed shoes. A lot of these looks are crying out for a nice spectator pump.
Well, at least I could tell that tattoo was of Laura Palmer...
I had a friend in middle school whose single mother was an alcoholic. She didn't care what her daughter did. I had many firsts with this girl, both good and bad. First time shoplifting, first cigarette, first drink, first slow dance. It was fun to hang out at her house, but it also made me feel uneasy. The most…
@wonderwoahman: I was drinking absinthe (2 cocktails) the night I accidentally got hammered at work. It makes so much sense now!
@Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Haha! I love the "cheating wife" pantomime.
I especially like the 90s-era Deee-lite Barbie. The groove really is in the heart!
@viciouskris: Ah, yes—you're right. No thumb-sized sunbeds then.
"Buy a sunbed to put in my fist."? That can't be right...
My family decided not to do presents this year which means that my mom got me six presents instead of the usual dozens—I don't like to have a lot of stuff so it was a nice change. Now I am kicking back and wrapping presents for my boyfriend. He ran out of money this month and didn't get me anything. I know I don't…
@SmillaSnow: That sounds gross to me but I don't like egg nog. Maybe cinnamon schnapps?
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@Bretzelknödel: I know the feeling, girl. I am 29 and my mom still gets in my head about my weight. We're not "fat" we're people! :)