@North Bronx: Aw, tell your mom thanks! :)

@Na zdrowie: They grow up so fast!

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Ugh I hate that feeling. I actually skipped a party last night because of post nap bummers.

@lambsy: So my mom totally doesn't censor herself and ends up saying a lot of mean things to me. The woman really knows how to tap into my insecurities. But this week she finally said something so over the top that I think her brain is cracked:

Bummer mom issues in the reply.

@intelly: Beautiful! I think Martha would approve—hell, she collects taxidermy.

Call me crazy, but I think that tattoo is rather beautiful in a folk art sort of way. Though I would definitely prefer to see it on a wall.

@Eridani: Cool man, I am doing some googling on LDW now. Perhaps I will look into it—I could always use more work!

@Eridani: I do at that!

@daisen-in: I once dated a very skilled woodworker and he gave me a beautiful, handcrafted... tool box. It could have so easily been a chest or a jewelry box. Le sigh.

@JBae: My cat is named Clover and I have rarely called him anything but "Kittum Cat."

@baseballchica03: Can you write all of my movie reviews? Because I loved The Losers and I am often at a loss as to what to watch in the romcom genre.

@Nico Coer: Yeah, talking on the phone is key. It's actually kind of old timey because I really wasn't used to talking on the phone anymore.

@ZioZio: Maybe but they all end with me saying "Awk-ward!" or "Oh no he didn't!" Haha!

@Alohamaid: I know it's like the worst customer service job you can do from home. (Though I do like the home part.)

@shameonme: I know, he could have at least classed it up and said Target. Ha!

So I am a phone sex operator (just for some extra scratch, I have a real gig too.) And guess what is mad boring—being a phone sex operator. Some dude just straight up told me he likes his girlfriend to go to Kmart in a trench coat and flash her vagina and all I could think was "Awk-ward!"

@JBae: For a hot minute I was really confused by how your sister in law could be anything but married to your brother. But for serious—it's awesome that she is admitting it before the marriage. I will send good thoughts for the job!

@envirodesigner: I agree with black boots.

@LadyCoCo: I say go for it! I think buying for himself might be a hurdle at this stage of skincare. Give it a try. :)