"I worked at a fast food burrito joint in high school (first job) in the Midwest. Not a whole lot of effort was put into attempting to pronounce the Spanish offerings on the menu. I remember a guy coming up to the counter to order, and after asking him what I could get started for him, he responded, "Barracuda."…

Here's what I don't get (well one of many, many things). This is all rooted in the idea of life beginning at conception (and, obviously, the value of a woman's life being absolute shit). What religious teaching does that come from? By Jewish law a fetus isn't considered its own person until the head is out and the…

"That was some bad molly." actually sounds to me like that was the best molly.

Repeat after me: "Civil Rights are a Constitutional issue. Civil rights are a Constitutional issue..."

Martha Daughtrey's dissent absolutely destroys the majority's BS in the first paragraph (emphasis mine):

YOU HAVE ONE JOB

...it's not the courts' job to make decisions about the legality or constitutionality of gay marriage...

I think it's a stupid movie, too, and ultimately pointless. But it IS the MOST explicit non-pornographic film ever made by a mainstream director and released to theaters. Not since "Ai no corrida" as a man's genitalia been featured and used in its natural way outside of a porn context.

Tony Gonzalez and Antonio Gates would like to have a word with you.

Right, Kelce doesn't have bird bones.

This will be short-lived. The GOP will be facing the same structural problems in 2016 that the Dems faced in 2014. If the Republican Senators decide to act like the petulant babies that control the House, it will be even worse for them.

I can see that neutrality intent in retrospect (and some of my fellow Royals fans are probably touchy), but the way it's worded can also be taken as a clickbait-style headline that indicates maybe the reader is about to see Ventura talking with friends and saying something like, "Who the fuck cares?" My only…

Chelsea seems okay, but I'd hardly say Vladimir Putin seems like a "nice boob."

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

The Giants defense got plenty of love. Hell, all they talked about after the double play, was the double play. That made me want the Royals to score 10 runs in an inning just so they would shut up about it.

Thanks for covering this important development…while ignoring the shit out of every aspect of the Royals involvement in the World Series.

Good job.

I agree with this comment more than any other. Bumgarner vs. Perez was Game Over even before the out. So much can go wrong on that relay play if you send Gordon. Perez was a no brainer out. We were all pulling for the guy but once he took one hapless hack at that high fastball — did Bumgarner even throw Perez a single…

would have been better odds then another batter getting a hit on bumgarner

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

God Bless America just needs to get the fuck out