What. The. Fuck. is this Buzzfeed-ass slideshow click-maximizing bullshit?

“He’s shown no ability (or willingness) to build broad coalitions or consensus in the party, and as much as I love his proposals, that means no way of pushing any of them forward.” 

“She just knew she was going to win, thought she had it in the bag, so she could skip some states because, hey, she was running against an idiot, OF COURSE she was going to win...”

Agreed wholeheartedly.

I can’t decide what I hate most about this article.

I feel like “brain damaged” is the most complimentary thing that could be said about a person who thinks a white man is “the first black” anything.

“I just need sauce when I eat,” the woman persisted. “It needs Sriracha.”

“He is an incredibly loyal person and never forgets those who are loyal to him,” Lara told Hello! of Trump in 2017.

“From what I’ve read/researched, though limited, my understanding is Vanessa is doing this to protect her and her remaining daughters’ wealth so the other families affected do not come for Kobe and Vanessa’s assets. If I’m incorrect, someone please let me know. It’s the insurance companies/other entities that they are…

“I would submit that nachos are better with pickled peppers than fresh ones.”

No, failing to understand the dismissal of ketchup as a condiment does not lead directly to a statement about how ketchup also isn’t used as a pasta sauce.

I mean, not even really vaguely, if we’re being honest.

“Same reason you don’t use it as pasta sauce - if there’s a better option, use that instead.”

“In July 2003, Bryant was arrested on claims that he’d sexual assaulted an employee at a Colorado hotel where Bryant was staying before a surgery. The woman accused Bryant of raping her; Bryant claimed the sex was consensual. The charges would later be dropped when she refused to testify. Later, the accuser would file…

“Dems haven’t won a presidential election with a moderate in 20 years”

This is the thing. I have no doubt that both of them are telling the absolute truth about that 2018 conversation.

“Poe in TRoS: “Well, no one came ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

It’s infuriating that this is so hard for people to understand.

I mean, it’s a cool title, but that might be, in part, due to the fact that it’s been used before.

“I hate that Leia’s last pleas for the resistance falls on deaf ears, according to JJ.”