If ever there was a tribute to man’s folly towards nature, it’s Florida. Heaven help us if Godzilla ever decides to do Disney.

This. I am so confused.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

Sigh. Now we’re being compared to chickens? Wut?

What if you’re both?

Not one of them with good hair.

All Beckys. Every one a Becky.

Here is a picture of my Great Aunts all with their beehive hairdos.

My equally Hamilton-obsessed husband to the audience after the performance. “That’s right. You stand. The. Fuck. Up. When you clap, because you just witnessed fucking ART.”

The world is the same as it ever was, we just get the news of it quicker now.

oh dear god everyone run and hide from this comment section like your lives depend on it

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

You need to study abroad, preferably in France, to gain this type of perspective. /s You are a nicer person than I am.

.......Little Girl #3 has had work done.......

Tuned in just a little before the recommended 18:23 mark and heard “I studied abroad in France and had a real spiritual experience” and my eyes rolled like booking balls. Fortunately I continued and the song was great. But this is yet another example of why I prefer to know as little as possible about the artists…

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If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.