I had no idea Huma was still married to him. I just don’t understand.

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He is unambiguously determined to make sure Fox Searchlight and Sundance stay unambiguously in his corner and audiences unambiguously embrace his film with unambiguous sexual violence and an unambiguous $17.5M + marketing to unambiguously recoup.

How is Jezebel still writing posts on this story in such ambiguous terms? It seems no other case with such clear evidence (multiple witnesses, him inviting other attackers, intimidating her, not taking responsibility) would get anywhere near this type of reception. I get that we want to be supportive of a…

“Unambiguously consensual” seems a bit generous. We must have different definitions of ambiguous.

Already adding it to my schedule. This will be my first E! show other than The Soup that I watch willingly. Bring on the drama and mess. Here for it!

I know this is supposed to be a feel good story and I am happy for the girls, but I can’t feel any joy. Are they coming back to live at the shelter? I just feel massively uncomfortable that we are expecting these girls (and one as little as 8) to physically work and push their bodies for 7-10 years for an opportunity…

Well, I guess my column of People I Never Expected To Feel Sympathy For now includes every woman ever employed by Fox News.

ME. I am deeply invested in this entire fiasco.

This feels like Christmas. Kim truly is a gift to the world. lol Oh Taylor.

I KNEW she lied. I love Kanye but he doesn't have enough shame to bother to lie about this.

“we” are nothing. I have an opinion.

Yes they fucking do. This is glorious and I for one am so grateful. I don’t play Pokemon and the movies so far this summer have been shit. This drama is the most entertaining, popcorn worthy, send your girlfriends emails with “LOL” in the subject line shit that’s going on right now.

Seriously tho, the whole Hiddleswift affair has somehow redeemed this douche nozzle a bit.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

I think he might've been joking?

But its ok to wear it as a swimsuit.

I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, yes, she is awful and definitely has some responsibility for his suicide. On the other, based on the description of Massachusetts law, it appears that all of the time and money spent on bringing her to trial has no chance of actually resulting in a conviction.

I guess Justin’s parents never gave him the Netflix and chill talk.