This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

I think the standard damage control approach from a celeb who you know does something like this is to a) settle out of Court, b) blame it on drugs and promptly check yourself into rehab, c) avoid antagonizing the vic into you know publicly substantiating her, or his, allegations. That Camp Depp hasn’t followed this…

Meanwhile, Jesus Christ:

“Seduces” isn’t an appropriate term to use to describe child molestation.

The culling can’t come fast enough.

We are so overdue for a plague

It is worth note that in the flood of various support from this or that celebrity, that both of Depp’s ex-wives have come to his aid as well. At least as indicated in the Kinja comment sections each male support of him has been met with skepticism, and for good reason, men’s relationships with each other shine little…

You know what, one word of corroboration from Winona or Kate and it would be game over for Depp. Those women both have individual fanbases just as strong as Depp’s, even if they don’t have Disney power behind them. Winona Forever’s word is bond, and no one’s going to disbelieve her just because she got caught…

VISION NOOOOOO

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

No part of me is surprised that Paul Bethany is a douchebag. So much talent with so little career when you’re that British, white, and male?

Yeah I’m uncomfortable with the implication that she only released these pics because he’s fighting the spousal support. Even if that is what she’s doing, which is gross, it doesn’t negate the grosser, more horrible fact that she is a victim of domestic violence. They’re both assholes but being an asshole doesn’t mean…

Its probably the only way his cognac has any sales. Here is a true story, which alerted me to the absolute farce that is journalism and journalistic ethics in the US of A. My trade association hired a prominent asshole journalist to speak at an event (he is a libertarian-type asshole). It would have been improper for…

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

The Worst’s attorney just called and ordered us to stop besmirching the name/brand of “The Worst” with the likes of the infamous douche canoe Justine Bieber.

“Tuesday she donned the same cream outfit she wore to Prince George’s christening in 2013. Two kids later, it’s impressive that she can wear the same outfits, but should enough be enough?”

Missing American grocery stores is a thing, and I live in Canada.

Dude, missing American grocery stores is a real thing. There is literally nothing better than going grocery shopping at a giant Meijer’s/Kroger’s/Whole Foods/whathaveyou as soon as you arrive back in the US. Tesco Metro just is not the same.

Rasputin.

Is it terrible that I am just scrolling for the pictures? I really do find them all so beautiful. Sincerely. (#preparedfortheonslaught)