Do you say that to battered wives?

So, like, are we friends with her again?

Uhh..

Schenkkan is McKenzie’s birth name. I can see why he dropped it.

By Gwen’s logic then, I should dump my husband and take up with the old man who lives two blocks away, because we are both going through the pain of a full-bathroom remodel at the exact same time. Or maybe I should start dating the girl from the 5K last weekend who had to stop and re-tie her shoe at the exact same…

I don’t think it’s a question of intelligence; I think it’s one of caring. She will never need an abortion or social welfare benefits, so in her mind those issues are unimportant. It’s like when I hear about how tax plans affect people with a lot of investment income — that’s not me and it’s never going to be me, so…

Has anyone burned off as much goodwill as quickly as she has since she transitioned?

As Tennessee lacks a state minimum wage law, its tipped workers get the $2.13 under federal law. Tennessee also has one of the highest percentages of minimum-wage workers in the United States. So fuck those legislators.

God damnit, enough with the sexy Bullwinkle!

“My wife said not tonight I just fapped it in the bathroom for 5 minutes and then feel asleep like a baby”

Calling Mr. Trump...

When he sees him he wags his tail like a dog and honks with delight.

I lived at my parents’ for 3 months and tried to make the squirrels in their garden my friends:

I have a friend who works in a nature preserve, and all of the pictures she posts on facebook are of her with the cutest animals and I want her life so bad. Engineering was a stupid career. I made bad choices.

My life would be 150% better if a penguin loved me.

I once met an anti-vaxxer who “didn’t believe” in modern medicine or drugs of any kind, refused to vaccinate her 3 kids, etc.

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

How horrifying. But also, how gratifying to hear that the rescue people on the scene seemed to be legitimately concerned for her safety and dignity.

Here you go: