i dont see the problem

Also not wrong

“Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was like, ‘It’s gonna be fine, guys!’ It was”—he shuts his eyes—“the farthest thing from fine.”

You would be amazed. Only because I’m amazed. Threading seems to be a trend among the cross fit kids I’ve seen locally.

It's all staged on treadmills

Scout’s description as tweeted by Ross Putman.

Finally. I’ll get to find out where Atticus went to Law School.

They’re DINOSAURS!

My aunt is a Buddhist nun in upstate NY. On their property, they have 5+ peacocks. They HATE the peacocks. Listening to them come up with Buddhist ways of saying “peacocks are assholes” is one of our family’s great pleasures.

There's a park here with peacocks and one of them walked up and stole the peanut butter sandwich out of my 5 year olds hand. She was so confused, then she was angry. I had to stop her from trying to chase it down and tackling it.

I desperately want to believe that this is the result of a paralegal whose job is just copy pasting names and numbers from a spreadsheet into legal pleadings and that the mind numbing nature of the task means the person failed to register exactly who this was being filed against. And that the lawyer who signed this…

Kanye West doesn’t care about women people.

It gets worse. For some reason, I cannot copy the tweet, but then they tweeted that the African villagers were so grateful for the meat.

Nicki and Meek’s thing is so weird to me. She keeps going on about the kind of boss-ass men she wants in her life and then she ends with a guy she will now literally babysit, who has the vocabulary and mentality of a teenager. He must be super charming behind closed doors cos...

“get more life coaching.”

Wait, is that BLUE IVY?!

That is one reason why I am supporting Hillary. Because she is a fighter. She is a pit bull, but she is our pit bull (and I mean that in a nice way). In dealing with republicans, Barack Obama was the carrot, and now Hillary will be the stick.

Just thinking about all the amazing Blu Ivy gifs that are going to come out of this video is giving me life.

Like those tires would DARE!

Elizabeth Warren hasn’t endorsed anyone.