Remember the Grammy’s years ago when the opera singer had to cancel last minute and they asked Aretha to sing her aria? That woman looked at the music and sang the thing technically better than the opera singer with very little, if any rehearsal.

Rita Ora

#liveyourbestlife

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

Not really. Many victims try to normalize the experience in order to redefine it. A “fake it til you make it” post assault consent. I know others who have done it and I regretably have done this myself. Also, it never works.

Every set of bones at the ‘henge belongs to a woman who tried to find her Jamie Fraser.

Don’t worry, we blacks and Latinos are about to come in and save liberal white America from itself very soon.

I got an account just to give you a star.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Over the holidays, I was eavesdropping on my brother and his friend talking about girls, and my brother has a girlfriend right now, but things are just kinda eh between them. And he said that he’s afraid he won’t find another girl on his same social intelligence level. I actually did a spit take, which sucked because…

Analog dick pics! OMG

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

This kills me every time.

This kills me every time.

How do you like Big Federal Government Handouts now, Snyder?

What could possibly go wrong when a poorly educated, neurologically damaged population grows up?

Did you know they transferred the same “manager” to “manage” [read: gut] Detroit City Public Schools?

Nobody in charge seems to understand the scale of this disaster crime if they’re complaining about $55 million.

Governor Rick Snyder says replacing the city’s pipes would cost at least $55 million