I could be wrong, but I think this is the crasher. I went to IG and searched #bradleycooper counting on the fact that if someone “met” him they’d gloat.

So doppelganger Bradley Cooper looks like Curtis Stone?

I like watching it, but it’s because I suppress my ethical side, just like when I eat animals. I agree with you. While petri dish meat is coming, I don’t know if there will ever be a non-exploitive, non-abusive and non-demeaning way to do professional porn.

I’m also confused, because doesn’t he pretty much only go for (1) models (with the exception of Blake Lively) and (2) blondes?

We’ve been over this already. Being in her late twenties, she’s just too old for him. Cruel cruel fate has caused her to grow one year older, annually. It will never happen and love is dead.

Is that because of the gun laws and not necessarily less racism?

The level of racism is much lower there.

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?

I recall Weiner’s arrogance when a woman asked him a question at a rally. It was something like this: “I have been a teacher in one of the school districts in your political district for 20 years. If I’d done less that you’ve done in terms of sexual misconduct, I’d have been fired with no recourse. Why should we…

I once offered Huma a candy bar. She smiled sheepishly and said "I just had a salad" and motioned her hand over her stomach in a "I am full motion". Her stomach did not look large enough to hold a candy bar.

The letters shared above don’t speak to the doctor’s character or reputation. They speak to the logistical unlikeliness of the scenario as it was reported, written by people who allegedly would know. There’s a difference.

BIG DAY FOR JEZEBEL

Tell me, how will President Hate Speech negotiate with our closest ally when he might not even be allowed to enter their fucking country?

Naw dogg, but if you’re actually a liberal, you wouldn’t be open to the idea of Trump.

If that’s the only perspective you can get, maybe you need to step back and reconsider making the doc.

She looks a bit different.... Is she becoming JK Rowling?

*vomits in Español*

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.