Okay, thank you! Now I’m less scared and more annoyed. I don’t know about you, but I don’t come to Gawker for just politics, and I don’t come to Jez for just pop culture and beauty tutorials.

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

Judges also don’t like to be reversed by an appeals court. It makes them look bad.

Yeah, that didn’t make sense to me, either.

She’s gross because she has moles?

Oh my God, Blake and Gwen, stop. stopstopstop. You’re embarrassing us all.

Stefelton? Blen? Shelfani?

Most vendors sold out of their Royals gear. Any blue will do.

And if the dead come back, still on George R.R. Martin.

I wonder if there is a difference in states that have the medicaid expansion versus those that don’t.

This just in: New York sportswriters discover existence of Kansas City Royals.

If I could star this 100 times just for how hard you trolled some of your responders, I would

Yes. :/

I prayed really really hard, probably harder than most, so I’m like 37% responsible for saving his life....I wouldn't say I'm a hero but I wouldn't stop anyone from saying that.

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Everything about this story makes me sad.

W.

season 3 of serial

It’s not an “issue.” The Defense of Fart Party is insane and disgusting.

I don’t understand people needing chilled to almost frozen butter. I get WHY it’s often served that way, but I’ve seen some people get upset when the butter isn’t at a temperature that will mean their roll or bread will be destroyed by the time they are ready to eat it.