This is how people die.

Just like their wheelbarrow and extendable pruning shears, I borrow my neighbors' kids. They get some downtime and I get to have fun with kids and babies without the long term commitment. I mean, a diaper or two here and there is okay, but I'm still not sure I'm dedicated enough to own a puppy.

Having children is overrated. Some people want kids and that's fine, but it's not for everyone.

This! I think it's annoying how we have fostered this culture of "if it's true, it doesn't matter how much of an ass I am when I say it!" We actually celebrate people being rude and mean to one another. Because if we say it's "true stuff" then somehow that justifies not bothering to come up with a more productive and…

Yeah, straight people do, all the time. Marriage and anniversary celebrations, proms and dances, dates, public displays of affections, etc.

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

They've got to save something for the next album.

Aha! Georgia wasn't included, those dickless motherfuckers.

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).

This is hilarious. If someone did this to troll, well-played.

I don't mind Conan, I think he's funny and I enjoy him making fun of himself trying to learn games. I just think sometimes these come across as pretty condescending to gamers... and stereotypical, too with cracks like "Get your own apartment, eventually."

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time

Call me Prudie McOlds but holy moly....she's a great dancer but that's way too much for a 10 year old :S

Hot damn, that is the epitome of confidence.

MY BOY.

Come on guys... This isn't that "weird".