If not ALL the orcs.

My guess on casting: Ron Perlman will play one of the orcs, if not the main orc.

Your worst nightmares.

I see you really put your neck out for that one.

Call me a Cassandra of the status quo: Giraffes are great, but until more people actually have pet giraffes and post pictures of their own pet giraffes, I predict the cat-Internet thing will have longer legs.

Did anyone see any clever costumes during Halloween festivities this weekend? The best one I saw was a dude dressed as the Pixar lamp. He even had bouncy things on his shoes and was hopping up and down the street. Amazing.

As far as the Tompkins Square Dog Halloween Parade goes, Gracie the Glamour Pug will always be my perennial favorite.

David Andrew Brent does a better Arnold than Arnold himself!

Possible, but more likely the cat has been run over or killed by a fox, and that note was by someone who has no connection to the cat. They just saw the posters about town and thought they'd have some fun with it.

I thought the exact same thing back when I was clinically depressed.

I know someone like this. Anyone that doesn't want to hang out with her all the time is just 'jealous' of her, and men that dump her after a few dates are just 'intimidated' by her.

Redacted for being off topic.

"Sometimes spite is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning,"

Fair enough. I actually came to like the guy once he embraced his sexuality, but it was a baffling and hurtful situation when it happened. This wasn't an LTR - this guy popped out of a red Mustang like hetero cis-male Venus stepping out of a damn clam shell, asked me out, wined me, dined me, had sex with me, opened…

That he was a heterosexual.

Whatever I want?

Sorry you had a bad time.

So, you made a bad call, and so the whole system is worthless..... riiiight.