This outfit. I wants it.

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Sure, we could accessorize the hall-crotch using Photoshop, but that would ruin its pure beauty.

OH GOD THE SPIDER FEELING IS BACK GUYS.

So you know how heraldry represents a family through the use of visual puns?

This is the freshest.

Always loved this little graphic.

Someone posted that pic in response to an article a while ago about Rep. Jim Moran's son beating up his girlfriend and I almost did a spit take.

"Satisfries"

Yeah, because I eat fries as part of a balanced diet. Get out of here with that shit, Burger King. If I want health food, I'll eat a salad. If I'm ordering fries, I'm probably pmsing and I do not want some "less porous" substitute.

Got you covered.

These little guys are gonna learn to cut the brakelines on cars and go after oil execs...

If ever there was a just and worthy cause for geek-loving groups like Gawker, reddit or even /b/ to get behind, voting Bill Nye through to the end is it.

I AM NO TROLL YOU FUCKING IDIOT! JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I COMMENT ON THESE POSTS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY WHETHER OR NOT I AM A TROLL!

It's japan. Of course they have that!

Oh Christ on a bike fat trombone guy MARRY ME.

Laverne Cox is quickly becoming one of my favorites.