This remind me of my co-worker, Long Don Jackson. He was in the Swedish military and fought for the freedoms of the world. William Shakespeare. William Faulkner. Ernest Hemingway. Terdell Sands. Jack Prelutsky. Elliot Gould. William Forrester. Paulo Coelho. Andrew Lloyd Webber and finally without further doo, Rick…

Don't distract me. I am too busy watching cars drive around and around.

It does matter if this was a fix. I decided to stay and watch the skating even though I had a nice night out planned with my wife. We were going to go dancing at Rick's, dinner at Sabushi and glory-holing at the Cracker Barrel.

Ronald McDonald is fan of Russia? Traitor!

My wife makes me wear a chewbacca mask when we hump.

This reminds me of my college days when I would turn tricks at magic shows.

I had a short stint in east coast minor league wrestling. I went by the name of Shasta Mike and my special move was the Cankle Yank. I met a lot of big names on their way up. I even got to see their dicks.

Looks like a Peppermint Roll, to me. He's applying the tuck a little further South, and in the live feed you could definitely hear him shouting "Nnnnnnnnnnnnn!!"

I believe he was attempting a California Roll.

"An earlier version incorrectly said Mr. Celek was the son of Tom Selleck"

Video link or it didn't happen.... Disregard if you're a dude.

Cubs Mascot Between-The-Legs, Animated

When I was an adolescent I wanted to put it in her Icebox.

I misread your username as "Natural Tits Best".

Fallon is a bad choice. I would of preferred Keith Morrison.

Female running back?!? What's next? A white running back in the NFL?

This remind me of my wedding night. My wedding was on new year in my country and we had good times. We served french dips sandwiches with real au jus sauce because my new wife is french born in france. I dunked my whole head inside the au jus because I am willing and able to climb mountains top. Our honeymoon was to…

I studied law at University in my country. I am now pro lawyers. I win cases.