"An earlier version incorrectly said Mr. Celek was the son of Tom Selleck"

Fallon is a bad choice. I would of preferred Keith Morrison.

This remind me of my wedding night. My wedding was on new year in my country and we had good times. We served french dips sandwiches with real au jus sauce because my new wife is french born in france. I dunked my whole head inside the au jus because I am willing and able to climb mountains top. Our honeymoon was to…

I guess this is the place to post this. I am become tired of NFL and its roles in the submarines sandwiches. I cannot wait for new season of ALF to come out in my country.

The Olympics presenter in my country also look like old Harry Potter on coke.

In my country this is sign of good luck.

All glory to dog.

The real truf is that prositutes did not have enough space so the organizers make more spaces. Hoes create an economic boom for the country. It is the customers who bust.

Don not forget about athlete from great country of espana, Domingo Lunes-Martes.

My locals team play against this team once. I have sucj great admirations for these gents. They play with pride of lion and citizenship of a well hung prince.

The robots told me that he means well.

Is it just me or does Yao Mings look like a Matt LeBlanc from that famous show called Episodes?

I believe it was around a year or two ago that we first learned of the possible developments that may or may not occur. I find that Atlantic City is a place. Bustin' nutz left n right ain got it right.

I am the best actor in my cuntry.

It is clear that the NBA and its cohorts have begun a rapid decline of the excellence. Listen, I have studied at many european universities that are surrounded by tree-lined streets. I wrote my thesis on the economic powers of russian athletics. I know sport. My plan for the NBA is twofold. Dildos and Dual-Headed…

I will say it again and again. A dildo is a possible future currency. Two dildos equal 1 dollar in my country. We must become aware of the powers we can lift. Upon your finest hours of greats, we rise to see the world underworlds. Lets us feast upon the dildos.

I studied law at University in my country. I am now pro lawyers. I win cases.

Honestly, I just wanna say this pigs brave.