After using domestic airlines all my life, I felt like royalty the first time I flew internationally on an Asian airline. I had no idea flying could be such a pleasant experience before that.

I had a 5000s sedan. And believe you me, $1200 is no bargain. That car was a frickin nightmare. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong. And I owned my 1989 in 1994. I’ll admit, when it was road worthy it was a pleasure to drive, but I can’t even imagine the headaches another 2o+ years would add. CRACK PIPE!!!

Oh, I see, you get some Englishmen making cars out of wood and everybody’s all rapturous, “classic” this and “traditional” that, but you get an oriental car maker doing the same thing and it’s nothing but disapproval.

Deflector dish maglock controls from First Contact.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Thank you! I still can’t wrap my head around the bettter-than-thou comments this article got at the time on Jalopnik. Fuck them indeed.

George deserves a lot of credit for its success. He was the perfect pitchman.

Now I’m trying to figure out how many of those I can make into “George” related portmanteaus...

Ferrari 360 Georgena?

George Viper?

The Gelandegeorgen?

The C4 Georgette?

Crap, I really need to be working right now, but this is totally going to occupy my brain...

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No, a Canadian Triangle is when you drink three cans of Molson’s at once.

D.B. Pooper

Republicans in congress hate the Coast Guard because most of them live in states with no coast so no chance to profiteer from it, and also because the Coast Guard does serious amounts of scientific research and we all know how Republicans feel about science. Especially sea based climate change science.

So... never planning on buying a house until you have the full price squared away? This really isn’t much different, assuming you consider a car a necessity and not a luxury.

As opposed to being a established player griefing newbies? Karma is a bitch. Also tricking someone like this is called fighting smart.

He’d just left the club and couldn’t remember anything about the incident. Claims he’d been roofied.

“...what I’ve encountered is a vast wall of exotic Italian stone.”

Why does everyone always say at the end of a lease you “don’t have anything”? This is rhetorical, as I hear this multiple times daily, but it’s not even a logical conclusion given that you actually know what leasing and financing are.