Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

Actually, I didn’t take the parts. Figured he needed them more than I (I’ve got quite a pile in my garage as it is).

I was wondering where the story was going and loved how it ended. You’re a good man Mr. Tracy and a true Jalop. I understand the trepidation about those evil Internet people. I’ve been here since the BBS times and heard all the stories.

My lovely and talented girlfriend did the illustration for this CPI series. So cool to see it on FTA! Part 4 drops soon!

Because Vettes are vulgar and desperate. A lot of this comes from their past image but a lot of it also comes from their design. The modern vette is an amazing and well-engineered machine. But it suffers from being a Corvette. Its legacy is of desperate middle aged men, old men who can’t handle it or don’t know there…

Can we agree that the four regular door Minis look terrible?

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

“Richard Hammond wants everyone to know he’s not dead.”

He is the Toyota HiLux of tv presenters.

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

That’s horrible, just think of all the millions of “little deaths” that occur there everyday.

That s why complaining works people.

Bass? Dropped.

Even with a complete nitwit at the helm, the cat-like Range Rover will always land on its feet. Truly the best all-roader...in the wuhhhhhhhlld.

Yes. It’s called Pulsed Width Modulation. It looks constant to the naked eye, but is pulsed or blinking when in camera footage for the reason you stated.

I feel some of that can be abated by switching to good voice control systems instead of buttons/menus.

I’m just playing devil’s advocate here, but I ride a train every day, there are times despite me being on it for 200+ days a year, for now four years, that I look out the window and have no idea which station is next, like it takes my brain some time to register.

Rover and Rover. Just kidding. They’re called Nibbler and Bunny

My son even acts like a jerk when he drives it.

Since we’re all friends here on the internet, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I hate driving. I drive too slowly, lurch violently when I change lanes, and the thought of having to merge onto a speeding California highway makes my heart speed up a little even as I write this. I’m no good at driving and never…