Fuck Dany. She was a Nazi.

So Jon can’t hand out with everyone else because the Unsullied hate him, but the Unsullied are leaving... He can’t just hide in some bushes for a weekend?

Greyworm’s whole character really fell apart at the end there. Yes, he’s been a follower his whole life, but for someone with such an intense, fanatical devotion to Dany his reaction to her death didn’t make much sense. I can sort of see the logic as in the absence of a leader he had to follow the diplomatic course,…

Everyone like how Sam became the new Jerry Gergich of Westeros for suggesting the invention of democracy?

If there isn’t footage somewhere of Tormund with his dick stuck in a taffyman, I want my money back.

And with that, GOT comes to an end.

As others have said, at least fucking Jon Snow pet Ghost. Not as enthusiastically as I’d like, but I’ll take it.

Much appreciation to Tobias Menzies. Edmure making a play for the throne was exactly the laugh I needed this episode.

They base their math on feelings.

Clearly that is the walk of a woman about ready to burst into song.  Last episode is a musical!!!

The original book actually made it quite clear he was an aardvark but I’m willing to bet they lost the long nose to it the series appealing (in direct contrast to the message of the source material) I’m not saying the entire concept of the show is based on a lie but no aardvark looks like the generic mammal the reed…

I try to temper my disappointment with the handbasket the world is in by remembering that I’m probably going to get an honest-to-goodness chance at wielding pitchfork and torch on some pudgy patrician motherfuckers.

McConell (may he burn in hell) really built a better cap by packing the court. To ensure no uppity not-straight-white-men ever get funny ideas like they have rights again.

It’s why we all have to come together and MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS FOREVER. 

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I’m guessing he’s still mad that I’m the blemish on his perfect record.

I once dated a smug dude who prided himself on being friends with every single one of his exes. He claimed that if you can’t be good friends, then you’re mean and immature. I tried to argue that forcing yourself to be friends with an ex just to prove your mature is a very immature thing to do, but I got nowhere.

This +a million. My wife was in the industry for several years, and it was the norm for those coming off shift to be allowed to dip behind the bar to grab themselves a drink if everyone else was busy. I have seen it with my own eyes.