I can’t be the only pedant that this annoys, right? ‘Khaleesi’ is her title, not her name. And yes, I know Jorah frequently calls her that, but as a mark of respect and direct address. It’s like calling someone ‘sir’ or ‘my lord’. Using it as a substitution for her name is like calling Cercei just ‘Queen’.

A minor character? James, the entire book is named after her: Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. Sure, she’s a posthumous character, but she’s hugely important.

They base their math on feelings.

Clearly that is the walk of a woman about ready to burst into song.  Last episode is a musical!!!

The original book actually made it quite clear he was an aardvark but I’m willing to bet they lost the long nose to it the series appealing (in direct contrast to the message of the source material) I’m not saying the entire concept of the show is based on a lie but no aardvark looks like the generic mammal the reed…

I try to temper my disappointment with the handbasket the world is in by remembering that I’m probably going to get an honest-to-goodness chance at wielding pitchfork and torch on some pudgy patrician motherfuckers.

McConell (may he burn in hell) really built a better cap by packing the court. To ensure no uppity not-straight-white-men ever get funny ideas like they have rights again.

It’s why we all have to come together and MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS FOREVER. 

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I’m guessing he’s still mad that I’m the blemish on his perfect record.

I once dated a smug dude who prided himself on being friends with every single one of his exes. He claimed that if you can’t be good friends, then you’re mean and immature. I tried to argue that forcing yourself to be friends with an ex just to prove your mature is a very immature thing to do, but I got nowhere.

That sounds like an amazing game.  I might have to steal this idea.

The author is English. She even fucked up an American colloquialism on the first page of 50 Shades (she shortened Mercedes Benz to ‘Merc’ instead of ‘Benz’).

My friends and I turned the book into a drinking game one night. The gist was, you had to open the book to random page and if they’re having sex you had to read the page out loud, if you could make it through the whole page without laughing everyone else had to take a drink, but if you cracked you had to drink.

Jenny Trout is currently sporking this (as she did with 50 Shades). It has been pointed out that the story is a ripoff of Poldark.

That description of Earl Maxim Whosis made me picture Hamish Ascot from Alice in Wonderland. And now I'll keep imagining Hamish saying fuck a duck 

This +a million. My wife was in the industry for several years, and it was the norm for those coming off shift to be allowed to dip behind the bar to grab themselves a drink if everyone else was busy. I have seen it with my own eyes. 

I see Jamil’s replies are filled almost exclusively with the usual WASP Evangelical GOP Pro-Restriction crowd with the usual hand-wringing claims that “The Child” could’ve gone to the home of a sweet adoptive couple like those who can’t have children.