Chrissy Teigen is insufferable. Truly. And, after she called a nine year old Quvenzhané Wallis “cocky” for enjoying her first Oscars, I’ve been tired of her Cool Girl shtick. But fuck body shaming asshole.

If it’s your job to do a performance you agreed to do and you don’t have mitigating circumstances ie illness, family issue , then yeah, I can blame her to just not wanting to work.

“They had some serious après-ski”

I regularly see people throw shit out their window while driving. I’m not talking cigarette butts. I’m talking cups, cans, wrappers. It’s infuriating. Can’t you just fucking wait to get where you’re going? Or keep a bag in the car to dispose of trash? Fuck you.

I just always read it as unhappy + trapped. She seems so utterly lifeless. There was that one interview where she said if it was up to her, she’d just be hiking all the time. GO THE MOUNTAINS, KYLIE. JUST GO BE FREE.

Poor Kylie’s vacant gaze at the tender age of 18. It’s like she’s seen some shit.

Yeah he looked ok for...what he was...season one, but the coke/steroid bloat on top of not being in shape anymore really knocked him down. He’s also dead inside.

Or the fact that he is a textbook sociopath.

Have sex with a skinny blonde chick at will because she owes him for his professional help (which she doesn’t but that doesn’t change the sentiment behind it).

ABSOLUTELY NOT. And can you imagine being LVP as she watches these episodes? James is friends with Max for one reason—because he can use him—and he makes it clear in every cut-away. I loved that they asked him in the After-Show if he knew there were cameras in his interviews because it seems insane that he would say…

He also said that instead of building a school in Africa, rich Americans should support his art so I have trouble taking that turn around seriously.

I have to say I was more offended on her behalf than Taylor’s re that Taylor Swift lyric. Your husband publicly declaring he may still have sex with a younger skinny blonde chick? Not cool. Kim seems to be putting up with a lot of shit from Kanye.

He was flying so incredibly high it’s amazing. No wonder he’s needed 4 nose jobs. What about James and the hoodie? These people are doing a LOT of drugs.

So much cocaine on this show.

Yes on the Jax part. I was also wondering why we weren’t talking about that. HE WAS INSANE!!!

Stassi is gold as an alpha and super uncomfortable as an underling make it stop

This season has been a little too campy. There really hasn’t been any...high stakes stuff. This isn’t the Stassi we need, it’s the Stassi we deserve.

morrrrrrrre!!! we need to know more! who else was surprisingly nice? who was the worst?

When Kim K got more famous than her she lost her stylist. She has never recovered from that.

wait wait wait.

that’s not her natural eye colour?!