I’m running my last half of the year that day — I will think of you! Knock ‘em dead!

This is actually really good advice, and it’s how I clambered onto the running wagon in the first place. Run to the end of the street, walk the next, run the next. And pretty soon, probably much sooner than you think, you’ll feel fine at the end of the street and keep running until you get to the end of the next one.…

I think from a cardio standpoint, the distance matters less than the amount of time you spend doing it. But eventually, you know, the more you do it, the farther you’ll go in that same amount of time.

I actually ran 13m sans headphones the other week, for the first time in years, and it was a really cool experience. I can’t believe how dependent on headphones I’ve been for years.

I’m reading some of these comments and getting frustrated. It does not matter what distance you run, if you are out runing, you are a runner! Marathons are not better than 5ks. Who came up with this? Stop beating yourself up because someone else is running a different distance.

Put one foot in front of the other. Repeat.

:D

The people who would dare send me a bill for not attending their wedding would be dead to me.

The last wedding I went to was all buffet and even had a sliders station. Boom! Problem solved.

I love watching men jerk off. God, it is so fucking hot.

So, you’re on a first name basis with a murderer who recruited her then lover to murder her husband. That is so heartwarming!

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

“he’d monitor each berry individually for ripeness and eat it off the plant the instant it reached edibility” hahahahahaha this is priceless.

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’m ok with this.

Considering my parents were going to buy a winter vacation house for their dog when she got older because it as be too cold for her to go for walks outside ... this dog is cheap.

She’s trolling us..

Kind of makes sense that Kylie would be the successor to Kim.

I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

Thank you for this response. i had quit for a year, hardest thing ever, after smoking for 10 years. Felt amazing about it, then went to a wedding in Ecuador, and social cigarette turned back into the 3/4 pack a day bullshit. Thanks for reminding me how great i felt when i quit. Back to the vape. (In private of course).