RIP to the careers of everyone in that photo.

How about this: If you are a middle aged man or even in your late twenties ffs, WHY THE FUCK do you want to look at the bodies of 18 year old CHILDREN? They are children. Think of this: Say the dude is 60 years old. 6 years ago that dude was 54 or 8 years go he was 52 and so on. If he is looking at girls who are…

I used to work in a strip club/adult store/massage parlor. We had internet booths, with some free porn access. Every. fucking. week, random middle-aged, well-dressed, white guy in a suit would scuttle out of his booth like he had a red hot potato jammed up his ass and scoot out of the store and almost without…

self-important wanker

Back in the mid 80's I saw U2 at the Hollywood Sportatorium where I had a front row seat. The crowd surged forward, smashing me against a bar separating the crowd from the band. In between there were bodyguards who evidently were under orders to protect the band and fuck everyone else. A very large man was hitting me…

These gifs are making me question my sexuality and I'm not upset about it.

Yoga pants are God's gift to humanity, you eff off!

Have you ever made a call where you just HOPE the person doesn't answer and you can just leave a message? I have. So I'm totally with you here!

There is nothing like hearing someone's voice. Even after they're gone. It's not weird, I'm going to go ahead and admit I call my dad's voicemail from time to time to hear his voice. I've talked to other people who have experienced some kind of extreme loss and they do the same. It's normal! And I am so sorry for your…

My wife passed away 2 years ago and the first thing I did when I left her for the last time was to call her work vmail. She was on a vent for 27 days and I missed her voice. I quickly recorded it as I knew her employer would delete it. I wish I had saved all the vmails she left me over the years. I have since located…

Really similar kind of thing for me and my wife. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant (almost 5 years ago!) and when I was getting listed we got a burner phone to give that number only to my transplant nurse coordinator so that we wouldn't jump every time our individual phones rang. (I ended up only being on the list…

I'd imagine before they let the dog out to be reunited with her (crosses fingers) perfectly healthy and hard-working nurse-mom, they would test her blood for any evidence of the virus, just to rule her out as a carrier.

There are many, many ways to safely handle an animal if you must. There are squeeze cages, which have a moveable section that slides forward to trap the animal against the fixed wall of the cage, allowing you to then safely take temp/give injections/etc. without any risk (because the animal can't possibly turn around…

I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

My fiancé called to tell that he got married, as I sat on the bed, looking at my wedding gown.

My abusive then-girlfriend (I'm a woman) was a month away from moving in with me when she told me that she was having "feelings" for someone else, a friend of hers. She said nothing had happened, but she was now doubting our relationship. Cue a month-long hellish ordeal where we break up, get back together, break up,…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

He is the twin brother of Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With.

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