I hate the fact that they are blaming the accountant. I know a few private accountants who have former clients who are in jail for embezzlement, racketeering, etc. They all say that they explicitly advised their clients not to do certain maneuvers outside of GAAP and every single one of these clients swore that their…

the family living in Italy might not be "such a bad thing."

so if I steal someone's credit card and go shopping with it, and sign the receipts, all that I am guilty of is signing the papers? I hate these grifters so much. eTA: forgot I'm grey. Must must must keep resolution to not return to this site.

So many of their actions indicate that they think they're above the law... I really don't think they got enough time.

These are the people that should be deported, not the hardworking people doing jobs no one else wants.

You know they don't do twilight sleep for births anymore, right? I was there and conscious. I wouldn't have found it particularly embarrassing anyway, because I'm gross like that, and also because when you are in the process of ejecting a fully-formed human being from your vaginahole you cease to give any fucks…

Look at the image she posted.

oh my god, my first dog used to do shit like this with rocks. there was a very specific sequence of events.

Right? And to everyone saying "Oh big surprise, a dude on Craigslist was a dick!", I say to you: this is a lot of dudes. Like, a lot. Who realize why you have earbuds in and don't care. Who realize why you have that scowl on your face and don't care. They think they're just that fucking special, that even though…

You know what would be amazing and transgressive? If they did an episode about buttsex that wasn't all "eww, OMG women are pure!!!11!".

I have to admit that I *love* white clothing, especially when it's gauzy and flowy and ethereal. But the people who pull it off the best are darker skinned women.

Why? It fits exactly the message she is trying to get out their. Her choice. She choose to present herself this way because she doesn't feel she needs to be ashamed of her body or her sexuality. It doesn't in anyway cast blame for what occurred with the leaked photos. And if anyone has issues with the cover they have…

Tangent: I want that necklace.

"It's my body and it should be my choice."

I THOUGHT HIRING AN EXPENSIVE LAWYER MEANT THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES

"I thought my lawyer was going to fight for me. I mean that's what lawyers do, I don't know."

There's a degree to which I feel like misogynistic assholes aren't so much gay as they are completely self-obsessed. So no, I don't think he's attracted to men (other than himself), but I feel like his desire toward women is more a desire to consume/destroy them (through sex and objectification) than it is a genuine…

John Wilkes Booth's left shoe
A small bag of marbles covered in syrup
A bouquet of flowers made of used condoms
A squid with a hat
Several penguins operating a man suit
Lard

Is there any way we can arrange some sort of Jezzie kidnapping and deprogramming for this girl? I seriously want to just wrap her in blankets, put on a marathon of chick movies, and offer some friendship and support. Life is too short to tie yourself to this scumsucking jerkapalooza (and for being called "Absters"…