I want them all to try at least, in real real deep water.

When you are auto tuned to the point of sounding like you are singing under water, maybe just make singing under water a thing. Be edgy.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

thank you for this important reminder

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

Ouch, Judas.

I met a guy who went to expensive college USA - we will call him Chad - came to my university in Scotland and lived in our flat. His psychopath father was one of the US top corporate executives and they had a house in the Hamptons or Martha’s Vineyard or some other place. The son was so full of despair and hate for…

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

You won’t like him anymore after watching the documentary, I can tell you that much.

Nick Pisa is disgusting. He didn’t give a fuck about the girl who died or the lives of people he ruined. He was just focused on talking about how great it felt to churn out trashy headlines after another. It was terrifying to see how he lacked a conscience. And the whole thing was just fabricated through sexism. “Oh,…

This is outrageous, and illegal. Political appointee trying to get away with illegal actions. I’ve have stayed at the Ritz Carlton on several occasions on the taxpayer’s dollar. How? Because the Ritz honors the federal per diem rate when space is available. Instead of $800 a room, it’s whatever the local per diem is,…

Tell us: how did it feel to get tossed out of the show last night?

Do you know how many times in my life when I was a young man in high school and college that I came across situations like this, girls and young women passed out or semi-coherent? Dozens. Do you know how many times I thought to myself, hey, what a perfect time to rape this person! Not once. Then and now, even forcing…

Suing someone is extortion, is it? The extent of my legal knowledge may be limited to mid-90s episodes of Law and Order, but I’m pretty sure that extortion is (a) illegal and (b) occurs outside the courts, not in them.

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other…

Yeah, they do...but I suspect she’s just not a good person, period.