Debi does her fair share of child abusing. In their book she brags about hitting a 2 year old in the stomach so hard the baby made a “karate” gasp type noise.

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.

This is SO GROSS. I fucking hate everyone.

Right before she starts dragging her uterus across the carpet.

Sorta. It’s part of the biblical patriarchy doctrine. Wives are supposed to look at their husbands like this in public to show how adoring they are of their wonderful, godly husbands and make their submissive, meek attitudes known to all. It’s not enough to say that you admire your husband, your face has to show it,…

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

No-clearly you didn’t read the previous article. Her daughter is chilling in her lil “tent” under the seat in front of her. Good god, people. Complain about shit that matters!

That’s true. It’s called bulkhead seating and there is more leg room, but you don’t get underseat storage. Some people prefer it because of the added space. On a side note, airlines are slowly cramming more seats in the planes, taking away the space we pay for inch by inch, and when we fight with and blame each other…

You sound like a fun person to talk to at parties.

Well yeah, sure, the author should just become a shut-in until her kid turns 18 then I guess.

Nope. You get to use the space in front of you. That’s where your hand baggage goes if you so choose. Or a child. The space under your own seat is not yours to use.

*Technically* don’t you stow your extra belongings in the seat in front of you? So technically she’s not using your space. It’s her space. But with a kid instead of a laptop.

Crying children irritate me just as much as the next person, but the last time I checked, this is goddamn America, and I recognize your right to be on that plane, same as me. Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go because your child might, I dunno, ACT LIKE WE ALL DID…

No, it’s real.

I have to imagine him having sex with Dorinda one more time I’m going to die.

That is not a human head, that is Christmas ham with a face carved into it.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I was wondering what Snacktastic has been up to in all of this.

I really hope you’re not lumping Don Rickles in this “seemingly-unfunny people” category.