I don’t feel guilty about telling someone who values their leisure time in front of the television more than not rooting for horrible human beings that they are pretty lazy and their rationalizations are bullshit. Perhaps you thought that your opinion was more widely held than it truly is but either way you don’t…

This argument is such specious fucking garbage. The overwhelming majority of geniuses aren’t shitty humans and you can feel however you like about them with impunity, but there are a few you cannot root for. We are sorry that may unduly influence your optimum entertainment options but actively cheering for truly bad…

As a man who has suffered from an abusive relationship (the kind no one really talks about), I found this piece incredibly balanced, thoughtful and insightful. It’s never as simple as people want to make it out to be.

You are the problem with sports, not the rest of us.

For a second I thought it was CBGBs bathroom. Then I remembered CBGBs is gone.

This was good, and you should feel good about it.

There’s a rumor that Kurt Loder is unhappy with his cable company.

Eh, I’d rather see him on HGTV. “Have you all seen Larry Bird’s house? I visited Larry Bird’s house a year ago. He showed me a clip of the Celtics in the 80s. That team was amazing. You’ll never see a rivalry like Bird and Magic again. Bird was so pure. He was excellent in all facets of the game. Bird’s foyer was…

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

Did you even watch the video? This has nothing to do with the punishment he served but more the fact that he shows no remorse for his actions and demonstrates a clear lack of any kind of willingness to improve as a human being.

lol @ “Make Meal”

“Whitlock is an unsophisticated thinker on race...”

I will totally agree with you on your opinon about the EU. I will however disagree and say all of the prequels were objectively bad. Insultingly so. Not for continuity issues, but because they’re just terrible movies by a writer/producer/director who hasn’t had a good idea since Last Crusade

Kareem is an all time great and it’s a god damn shame that some people seem to dismiss him as one of the greatest players in history. I’ve seen and heard people say Kobe is the best player in history which is quickly followed up by me cackling in a guttural laugh and answering “he’s not even the best Laker in…

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

Nah... I love the pages of photographs the Tribune always publishes with sobbing, cubs fans after they’ve been eliminated. I honestly look forward to it.

Socrates: Forget what I said. The unexamined life is fine.

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

Jesus, this man resembles a thumb with teeth.

When you are not the smartest person in a conversation with Antonio Cromartie, you need to get your shit together.