What the hell is this article? I’m starting to wish you guys had gone out of business for good. Half of the articles seem like they’re written by AI and the rest seem designed to intentionally piss off your readers for clicks

Honestly, Pauly Shore seems like the perfect person to play Richard Simmons. Compare his stoner weirdo schtick from the 90s to Richard Simmons’ onstage persona and they’re pretty damn close. If Shore can nail the off-stage gravitas that the teaser alludes to then I’m on board.

That pic of them together is awesomely cute. It gave me a good vibe (and lawd knows I need me some good vibes, people!)

I don’t know about his other debts, but declaring bankruptcy won’t protect him from having to pay the $146 million.

Posting photos with the president while chilling in the White House is the ultimate flex. For all we know Mimi might be happy to be rid of a 7 year relationship with a man who didn’t seem to have a life of his own, but leave it to Jezebel to portray her as some lonely single woman who must somehow get through the…

You really want to talk about Mariah’s personal life, but couching it in some ceasefire/abortion rhetoric. If this is the new Jezebel ... I might have to sit this version out.

14 year age difference but Carey is 54 and Tanaka is 50? That’s a Lil confusing :)

Yup. A person doesn’t get to fuck around with my right to have my vote counted - lie about it - and remain someone I’ll engage with.

Honestly, I’ve been waiting for it too. But all the tokenism and dragging him out for speeches makes me think it wasn’t sleazy, just super-racist. The same way a lot of evangelicals adopt babies from third-world countries in order to Christianize and save them, I’m guessing Mike here “adopted” a black kid in the hopes…

The GOP has ideas and a platform, it’s just that their ideas and platform involve you doing things their way and their way only. The part of small government want to control every aspect of your life.

There are very very few tv and film cast members who were as close and friendly as the Friends cast. There has never been any type of bad blood reported among them and they truly did feel like a family.

You don’t see that around a lot. The only other cast I can think of that was this close (live action wise) was the…

It’s clear they’re going to make a joint statement and even more clear that they’re in deep deep grief. Give the cast some space. No one wants to be in the situation that Paul McCarthy was when John died. 

If you saw the presser following his “installation”, the crowd pushing up against him shows where this is going. Boebert was directly to his right and mugging for the camera.

Oh, look. Another both sides dipshit. Yes, there are so many “extremist” Democrats. People who want things like higher taxes on the rich, action on climate change, and universal healthcare. So EXTREME!

Johnson is a fascist religious extremist, and you can fuck right off with your lies about AOC.

Kylie, I usually appreciate your reporting, but you dropped the ball on this one with reporting the wrong city. 

Keep voting for Donald-nazis and you end up further and further oppressed—duh.

got my ass.

Masterful cross-examination!

A less funny Royal Tenenbaums, for sure.