Hopefully a comedian will mention this during his act in about 20 years so people will pay attention.

When the stupid hurts so bad.

But he won, it’s not cheating if you win.

Too bad you can’t beat the Giants, I’ll take our rings over yours any day.

Steeler fans will accidentally spill mustard stains all over their jersey and keep on wearing them.

Juan’s Aaron Hernandez story might be the most compelling fan entry this season

Joe Flacco looks like a guy that should be good-looking, but there is something a bit off about him. This is how I feel about his QB skills also.

The last good thing the Ravens did: kept the nation from having to endure Colin Kaepernick, Super Bowl champion.

I am a month and a half out from an extremely violent rape perpetrated by a friend. I went to a wedding. I got tipsy. I asked to go home. I was bitten, beaten, raped and burnt instead. I’m 37. I wasn’t doing anything crazy to “earn” what happened. I can’t wait for a slut walk in my area. I’ll wear the long dress and…

It’s only Sunday but I don’t mind handing this out.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

A hospital nurse who examined the girl two days after their encounter testified that the girl had redness in her vagina that could be consistent with an assault, but could also be the result of non-sexual irritation. Considering Owen Labrie denied any sexual penetration with her at all, despite his semen being found…

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Aside from intimidation, retaliation against union supporters, harassment, special benefits being given to anti-union workers...

And do you know that I left that morning, pretended everything was fine, just going to grab a coffee, and went right to the police (this was a few yrs ago when I was still living in NYC), but when I got there, the whole place was middle-aged, chubby men mulling around. Though I’m an attorney and a pretty savvy, put…

The CCTV tapes show clearly that the alleged victim was seen kissing at the bar with the employee and was seen entering the bathroom of her own free will. It shows a 90 percent chance it was consensual behavior.

This entire debacle is a distillation of all the worst aspects of the LES club scene. I mean, not like there were necessarily a lot of *great* aspects to begin with.

Well, when he takes out his phone and starts tweeting in the middle of a play, I'll say it matters. Otherwise, there's nothing about this Twitter beef to suggest Cromartie is easily distracted when it comes to football.

Hell, the Super Bowl champion spent the entire two weeks before dealing with a huge scandal and still won. Didn’t seem to “distract” them

He must have been working overtime at The Jerk Store.