I tried living my life a quarter of a mile at a time, but it took me 47 days to get to work.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

I think her sexuality is “attention”. Right now, Abby = Attention, so it works for her, I guess.

Rolled my eyes so hard I have a headache.

I don’t think so. Other than a change in spouse/partner, she seems just as ...exhausting? ... as any other mommy blogger.

I’m okay with it being staged. And it’s funny as hell. I would get a big ole B&W print of it framed and prominently displayed in the formal sitting room (which is rarely even entered but it’s the one “nice” room in the house).

I had a color coded spreadsheet (mainly for my own amusement) this weekend for my 7 year old’s birthday party. I am PRETTY sure I had more organization for his party than these assholes did for a festival intended for thousands and a budget that definitely put mine to shame.

You’re not too far off.

They are insufferable. And remind me of a former frenemy of mine that I had to cut out of my life altogether because I couldn’t deal with the affectation any longer.

My former boss spent a lot of time on the set of Risky Business and hung out with the cast. He said Tom Cruise was hit on constantly by both men and women and never seemed interested in anyone and never responded . I think he is probably asexual, but wants some kind of emotional relationship.

As much as I loved ‘Hands to Myself’, Selena ain’t in the same league as Beyonce. BlindGossip had a story recently on how Selena’s PR team bought her a shit-ton of Instagram ‘followers’ to make her seem more popular*

Honestly fuck whoever took a creepshot of them in a restaurant. Katie Holmes has been through enough for one fucking lifetime, let the woman enjoy a normal fucking relationship.

Can you imagine a world where Donald Trump had to compete against a woman? Why, he’d have to cheat and steal and lie to win in that matchup.

Cisely is doing great IMO.

Harriet Tubman is a great woman and I can’t wait to see what she does next. I’m sure she has a promising future and will help women around the world!

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more

Why isn’t Jennifer Coolidge portraying her on Saturday Night Live? Why???!?? Gaaaah!!!

but if I weren’t president, I wouldn’t be happy to hear that statement. That would be a very scary statement to me because there’s no way we can compete with you. So I would not be happy. I just wouldn’t be happy.