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Today’s self-proclaimed feminist men aren’t nearly as feminist as they think they are.

That’s what you think...

Oh please. When we were kids it was the same bullshit about how we were worse but it was because we were latchkey kids with no supervision by our neglectful and often divorced parents. You know, the opposite of helicopter parents.

Like Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger before him, Trump will demonstrate that electing a celebrity with no actual knowledge of how government works doesn’t work out that well. Ventura and Schwarzenegger both pissed off legislators of their own party so badly that they couldn’t get much of anything done, and

Voted for her this morning. Voted for a woman for president! Yes, it meant something. I cried.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Am I a bad feminist if I say that bright pink looks fantastic on Hillary, and her hair & makeup are SO on point!

Pictured: The entrance to the Playborhood.

Ok, totally, 100% support this message. And I am guilty of most all of the parenting shenanigans. I grew up without shit and now I funnel energy towards my kid, because....it’s my fucking job! It is very hard to come from a childhood of neglect and all-around hardship, and then not try to give your child the opposite.

You guys. Go listen to this week’s Hidden Brain right now. Shankar Vedantam talks about the science behind the double bind on women in leadership roles, and it is such brilliant, beautiful support for Hillary and perfect criticism of Trump with barely even a mention of either candidate. It’s fucking amazing.

When they say that she “declined” the paperwork what they mean to say is a mom with three kids can't stand at the courthouse for 12 hours to wait for a judge to give her the paperwork.

Can citizenship be revoked? I thought it was a once you are in, you are in thing?

Um, it's a legitimate waiver under the INA, feel free to look it up!

I’m not surprised the gator was able to climb the fence so easily, but more that he was able to just walk past those delicious peacocks.

Ugh. Welcome to America, where children are treated as property and accessories to a lifestyle, rather than goddamn human beings. I bet you a dollar she was anti-abortion too.

“All I care about is two questions: How are they treating their classmates, and how are they treating you?”

Your kid reads at a remedial level, but he’s a pleasant little mouth-breathing special snowflake. He’ll go as far as his old man’s connections can carry.

‘MURICA.

You know why those vigilante groups never follow up with the girls they ‘rescue’? Because it’s not about the girls at all. It’s all about being able to tell that bullshit story and tell people how much you they cared and what THEY went through to get those girls freed and, dammit, they had to do something! As long as

Oh a white, anti-intellectual christofascist nailed to his faux-cross of imaginary martyrdom. How fucking novel.

Raiding the brothel to “free” the girls and then doing nothing to help them is kind of symptomatic of hawkish US foreign policy. Topple the dictator/free the girl, mission accomplished, what could possibly go wrong after that? USA USA USA!