You know I think that might have been Trump's original plan, but then he accidentally won the presidency.

Don't rush me, I'm thinking… Give me a few more months.

A year ago? Wasn't Ben Carson the Republican frontrunner for a while around that time?

"We want forty million helicopters, and a dollar."

Joel Hodgson, sounds familiar. Is he that actor from Other Space?

Hmm I'll think about it, you'll have my answer 8 months from now.

You lucky bastard.

The Granite State, I think.

I guess I should have watched this two weeks ago, but if anyone still reads this:

How do you interview a principle?

Well, that's a cultural difference right there. If I hated subtitles as much as Americans seem to hate them, I would have grown up without the Flintstones, Cheers, Bugs Bunny, the Muppet Show and many other things.

Couldn't you watch an actual Swedish sitcom, then?

"Having a complete breakdown and living on the streets for a year - two stars."

Eat my shorts!

Yup:
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/…

Wasn't that Michael Steele?

You don't mean she's going to…
put a blue streak in her hair?

You might be giants.

In the end credits of that episode it says:
Boba Fett courtesy of J. T. Hutt

"Flaccid."