So, there’s that.

This political climate has really driven home the whole “accuse the other guy of having my weaknesses” line of defense that’s become really prevalent. Are you an idiot? Scream at the other guy about how stupid he is. Are you a giant racist? Be sure to point out how the real racists are the people who complain about…

For anyone who, like me, was blissfully unaware of this gigantic fucking crybaby boomer and the beating his gigantic fucking ego has taken with the slow creeping realization that absolutely nobody under the age of 56 gives one moist garlic-and-eggs morning fart about any of his horrible opinions on anything, may I…

Yeah. This is...confusing, and I actually kinda-sorta want to hear someone’s rationale for this?

Do you just keep checking The Root to see if they put up an article specifically to clarify that not all white people are racist and then get mad when the writers have, somehow, deemed it unnecessary to make that…

I think she’s just trying not to get slime on her manicure. Can’t blame her.

“According to Sullivan, the deputy told her that if the dog had bit him he’d have sued them, and that shooting the dog was better than that. He then allegedly said it was a “shame” he “had to waste that bullet because it’s a really expensive bullet.”

Yeah this guy sounds like someone who has the mental stability…

The best part about this comment was seeing all the Cheeto fans crawl out of the woodwork to impotently bleat at you for suggesting their God King is gross.

Never change, Trumplets. Not that you can, but, you know, still.

I honestly came here to say exactly the same thing.

Like...Dude. It’s a big fucking chunk they take out of the top of a display that fucks with the scaling of apps not intentionally designed for it. If any company besides Apple did this they’d be roundly mocked for their crap design sense (likely by Apple heads).

It’s…

I wonder if anyone’s ever told Trump how fucking dumb he looks? I mean, how many caricatures of yourself where they paint you orange with pale blobs around your eyes do you have to look at before you go “Oh, huh, I guess that makes me look like a fucking moron who can’t even figure out how to put on bronzer without…

So, far as I’ve been able to tell, a big part of it for Spacey is that he gets off on throwing his weight around and dominating people. There was a bit from another story about how his (apparent) favorite fetish was to fuck straight guys, like their resistance to it just made him more turned on and he’d get more…

I’m never gonna understand the psychology of The Closet simply because it doesn’t apply to me, but my best guess is that it simply didn’t dawn on Spacey that nobody* gives a fuck if you’re gay in 2017. It was almost certainly a big deal to him; he seems to have just assumed political and social mores haven’t budged in…

How the fuck do you even get to this level of cartoonishly evil? Jesus fucking christ.

Mitch McConnell: “I’m still not entirely sure what this internet thing is, and I’m very, very old and will hopefully die soon. Until then, though, let me give my terrible opinion about things I don’t understand.”

Jesus, that poor kid is still named Blanket?

k.

You seem like a good judge of that.

I...Legitimately feel bad for making fun of how fucked up Corey Feldman is in the past.

It’s weird. You’d figure an actor would put two and two together re: people’s emotional gut reactions, but look how this went down.

Semi-Normal person’s response to accusations that they (maybe drunkenly) sexually assaulted a teenager 20 years ago*:
“Oh my god. Okay, a) I do not remember this, b) I have to rectify this…

Pre and post transition Jenner bathroom pictures
“Oh jeez, look at the uproar over this harmless thing, everyone’s so PC now and takes everything so seriously, everything is so politicized and libtards are such crybaby snowflakes”
Kapernick kneeling during the anthem
“THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY…

Oh damn and she has hair now too! This information being known in advance has rendered me entirely unable to appreciate or enjoy Season 2.

Next you’re gonna tell me Luke Skywalker is onboard the Millennium Falcon at some point in The Last Jedi. I mean, why even go see it now?