So, theory: Trump’s an idiot, and as such, while he’s too dumb to actually be the mastermind behind anything as complicated as The Internet, he does (as has been widely evidenced) tend to hire folks under him who have no scruples whatsoever who are either slightly less dumb (not difficult!) or who know people who are…

Apple folks like Apple stuff and really don’t like it when it’s pointed out that the Apple stuff is entirely unnecessary these days to actually performing the functions that an Apple thing provides. It’s a Thing.™

For a similar argument, see how annoyed Nintendo fans get when you point out that that SNES Mini they’re…

Is it just me or does Cheeto look a lot less bloated and well-fed than usual in that picture? The stress must really be getting to him.

How unfortunate.

Oh lol I just remembered that this guy is cooperating with Muller to avoid jailtime. Okay, that makes this even funnier.

“Goddamit, they actually check this shit? How am I supposed to nominate anyone now?” - Cheeto

I saw “billionaire owner” and before even seeing a picture of him went “Old, white, plural number of chins, poorly-fitting suit”.

It’s like being a scumbag with unlimited power has a physical effect.

A lot of people are saying “Wow people are stupid.” I dunno if it’s about stupidity per se, just...Lack of rational thought. Not necessarily the same thing!

There’s been a lot of smart motherfuckers who also happily bought into some batshit theories over the years because their very high number-crunching skills didn’t…

Geese do not give up easily! I, uh...Hesitate to go into detail here because then everyone (who has not had to fight a motherfucking goose) is gonna be all “Oh no, how could you do that to the poor defenseless birdie?” but yeah, I had to actually beat that thing up pretty good, like square off and punch/kick the shit…

Yup. Anything with a fan base of “disposable” talent will exploit the living shit out of them.

Wanna start as a QA tester in the games industry? You’re lucky to pull in $10 an hour and you will very likely be laid off at the project’s conclusion.

Wanna start as a QA tester in (almost) any other branch of the tech…

Has this game gotten better? I want to like it, but when I played about...I dunno, three years ago? It was awesome until it suddenly wasn’t. It felt like an MMO version of EYE: Divine Cybermancy. Weird as all get out (which I looooove) but the actual systems quickly begin to feel slapdash and...Well there was a lot of…

No, no I don’t. Those claws look very large and small-mammal-bone-snap-y. I mean, I think I’d win in a deathmatch (full disclosure, I beat up an overly-aggressive goose attacking my sister once until it ran away so I feel pretty confident in my bird fighting skillz), but the multiple lacerations and/or missing…

Foghorn Leghorn does not want to go to jail.

Yeah that’s fair; also I assume that’s the majority of folks who do it. But then you see the folks who clearly have a lot of time/money/connections and who take it to insane levels and it’s like dear god, why? I mean I’m super impressed and I admire the work ethic but hoooo lordy I’d have given up once live exotic…

Oh I brook no shit in my own life for that kind of nonsense. I’m also fortunate enough to be in a position where I can fire people for it, and I have. My team knows from example that they can come to me with that and I’ll act, not try to protect the perpetrator. And god help you if I catch you doing it myself.

Man, they all have their ups and downs but hell do I miss 80s hyper-detailed mecha stuff with relatively-cartoony characters over it.

Nadia and the Secret of Blue Water still looks good.

Evangelion is pretty timeless, but for my money ‘90 to 2000 is the “worst”. I mean look at that picture of Mai. The hell even is that?…

siiiiiigh

Dear Republicans: I’m in my mid 30s. I know that makes me a spring chicken compared to some of y’all and thus maybe more readily able to understand the cool jive the hep cats are talking about and soforth, but FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK THIS SHIT IS REALLY NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

Do none of you have Netflix?…

For anyone who wishes they’d swap the Flash style art for, say, 80's anime style, you’re not the only one. Enjoy this if you haven’t seen it.

Simpsons-style three fingers and all?

Also does Chewie casually have his arm around Han there? I think the artist got the whole “life debt” thing mixed up with “life partner”. Or maybe Han just has a very broad sexual identity and an open relationship with Leia, who knows.

Buuu~uut, yeah I agree with you. The new shorts…

How the hell did this pass cert?

For all the “Why do they have women’s tournaments?” posts, here’s a not-snarky answer:

Because women are super-duper underrepresented as a demographic in FPS/MOBA games competitively, and this is a proactive approach to try to even that out a bit by giving them a specific place to compete and show their stuff without…